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The King is Dead!
« on: June 25, 2009, 06:27:02 PM »

The King of Pop, that is. What do you think did him in? All the stress of child molestation and plastic surgery? Discuss...
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« Reply #1 on: June 25, 2009, 06:30:44 PM »

It is getting close to the fourth of july, maybe a firework incident.
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« Reply #2 on: June 25, 2009, 06:46:15 PM »

Pills. 
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« Reply #4 on: June 25, 2009, 06:59:04 PM »

Irrelevance.
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« Reply #5 on: June 25, 2009, 07:06:14 PM »

Pills. 
and coke

A nine year old bit his dick off and he bled to death. 
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« Reply #6 on: June 25, 2009, 07:49:58 PM »

Cue the thriller/zombie jokes.

I'll get you started....

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"THIS JUST IN! Michael Jackson is NOT dead he was just sighted...


....ohhhhhhhhhhhhh.......shit."

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« Reply #7 on: June 25, 2009, 07:51:31 PM »

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« Reply #8 on: June 25, 2009, 08:33:34 PM »

Found him dead outside Kmart, he had a heart attack when he saw a sign that said "boys pants half off". 

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« Reply #9 on: June 25, 2009, 08:43:56 PM »

Found him dead outside Kmart, he had a heart attack when he saw a sign that said "boys pants half off". 

TOO SOON!!!!!!























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« Reply #10 on: June 25, 2009, 09:08:49 PM »

Found him dead outside Kmart, he had a heart attack when he saw a sign that said "boys pants half off".  

TOO SOON!!!!!!


Among the things that disqualify you from a grace period would be :

1) Playing with little boys

2) Managing to kill yourself while wanking in a closet.
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« Reply #11 on: June 25, 2009, 09:22:31 PM »

at least there is one less pedophile in the world....
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« Reply #12 on: June 25, 2009, 11:28:02 PM »

Poor bastard became a caricature of himself. Who knew an abusive childhood coupled with tremendous amounts of money would turn someone into a wacko?
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« Reply #13 on: June 25, 2009, 11:30:13 PM »

Did they ever prove it in court?  Or did Jackson's actions of settling out of court make him look guilty.  He did make some rather incriminating statements.


I wonder if he actually died from complications associated with all the plastic surgery he had.   Cause surgical infections can seriously damage a heart.

I am kind of shocked as much access as he had to medical care to die at just 50 seems a bit odd.
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« Reply #14 on: June 26, 2009, 12:15:54 AM »

Did they ever prove it in court?  Or did Jackson's actions of settling out of court make him look guilty.  He did make some rather incriminating statements.


I wonder if he actually died from complications associated with all the plastic surgery he had.   Cause surgical infections can seriously damage a heart.

I am kind of shocked as much access as he had to medical care to die at just 50 seems a bit odd.

The guy was a paranoid hypochondriac with more money than god, regardless of his current money problems.  Access to elaborate tests, doctors whenever he wanted them at his beck and call, professional dietary staff, and was actually (probably) in fairly good physical health because his dance routines were physically demanding - I'd expect he was above average in cardiovascular health for a middle aged male.  Didn't smoke, a germophobe, and probably took prophylactic antibiotics every couple months (people actually do that, you know, when they're rich and fuckin' nuts). 

I'm betting he took too many pills, or was strung out and forgot he took pills and took them again.  People like him don't just keel over from natural causes.  They're all pillheads, look at Judy Garland, Anna Nicole, Liza Minelli, Paula Abdul, Liz Taylor - even before all this, if someone created a question thread regarding MJ's habits, I woulda said pillhead without a doubt.  These recluses huff Oxygen, NO2, vaporize morphine, stick fentanyl patches on themselves, morphine suppositories (I am not making that up), all sorts of wild shit.  You couldn't even get a photo of this fucker without two days notice, and then he'd be flanked by handlers. 

Dude coded, his staff wiped him up and put a bathrobe on him, hid the freaky shit, called the fuzz.  The End. 
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