The Definitive Faghate Rant Contest Thread!!!

[Amazing Richard]

I mean genetic reality, not psychological delusion.  Wanting to be a chair does not make you a chair.

That's what I'm saying. She was born a female.

April (Time Lady) once implied that she has a penis, but I don't believe her. If she does have a "penis", then what she has is mixed genitals that she was born with, making her a hermaphrodite. Maybe she has a pussy and a penis.

She also has girl boobs, and I know that April does not have the kind of cash to get fake boobs or go on some kind of hormones to grow boobs. So her boobs are natural.

In the end, April likes to fuck with peoples' minds about what she is. If she isn't a hermaphrodite, then she was born a female.

[TimeLady Victorious]

I'm sitting in a crappy office chair that's kinda broken. I'd sit in a metal folding chair but those are hell on my back.

[Amazing Richard]

I was researching Lesbianism the other day, and got a good dose of hardcore feminist bullshit.

There is such a term called a "Gold Star Lesbian". These lesbians are called "gold star" because they have never had a sexual interaction with a male. Many lesbians despise the idea that their girlfriends have had a cock up their pussies, and I'm sure that many lesbians who are not "gold star" have all sorts of issues cuz they allowed a cock in the pussy, prior to identifying as a lesbian.

Lesbianism's hatred of men runs very deep in the subculture. The hate is so intense that it turns into comedy. A huge amount of lesbians will not date bisexual females cuz they find their dealings with men to be intensely repulsive. I've read a bunch of stuff by the lesbians and if they do choose to get with a bisexual female, the lesbians can't stand it for long, cuz at some point, the bisexual female will start talking about how guys are hot, or maybe about her past boyfriends....and then the lesbian gets sick to her stomach from listening to this kind of talk.

Most lesbians and gays say that they are not attracted to the opposite sex, but this is total bullshit...."gays" and "lesbians" are often attracted to the opposite sex, and "straights" are often attracted to the same sex. So it's interesting to look at the mindset of a hardcore lesbian feminist, and see just how psychologically fucked up they are. Regardless of what a lesbian says, she is still naturally attracted to men, and she will have to suppress those feelings of interest just to maintain the facade of a lesbian "identity". I reckon the lesbian's "man-hate" manifests itself more aggressively due to the deep resentment of still being naturally attracted to men, regardless of the amount of anti-male conceptualizing that lesbians do.

The beauty in nature is that nature doesn't give a fuck about a human's view of the world through bullshit conceptualism. We humans think we are really clever with our ideas and "identities" and bullshit facades, and so when nature ignores all these conceptual facades and keeps it business as usual, the human facade gets upset.

LOL.

[Alex Libman]

Great job, Prince Pu - this contest thread is no longer a one-man race!

And if TimeLady Victorious is genetically female and has a functional vagina, I'd abandon my asexuality and fuck her for charity no matter what she looks like or how many penises she has!  

[TimeLady Victorious]

Great job, Prince Pu - this contest thread is no longer a one-man race!

And if TimeLady Victorious is genetically female and has a functional vagina, I'd abandon my asexuality and fuck her for charity no matter what she looks like or how many penises she has!  

I identify as asexual, but I'm not aromantic.

Make sure you bring a fine wine (preferably made in a still behind your trailer, in order to not have to apply for a BATF permit or to pay any sort of tax) and some cut wildflowers.

[Turd Ferguson]

My uneducated guess would be that about 80% of the "gold star" lezbos are lying about never being with a man. They just wanted to get that gold star and have bragging rights, not to mention the embarassment of admitting they "trieda da dick" .

Sorta like a kid in 4th grade will cheat on a test, or have his mom do his homework for him......... gotta get that gold star!!!!

[Alex Libman]

Libman don't do wine and roses.  Also Libman no longer drives.  That really cramps my style.  I know it's theoretically possible to have sex without a bimmer, but...   

[Sam Gunn (since nobody got Admiral Naismith)]

Libman don't do wine and roses.  Also Libman no longer drives.  That really cramps my style.  I know it's theoretically possible to have sex without a bimmer, but...   

What do you need a bimmer to have sex in?  A Suburban works perfectly well...as does a motorcycle

[Stoker]

Make sure you bring a fine wine (preferably made in a still behind your trailer, in order to not have to apply for a BATF permit or to pay any sort of tax) and some cut wildflowers.

Wine is made in barrels. A still is used to distill liquor. I will stand by my assertion that you have no fucking idea what you are talking about, and apparently this applies to all subjects.

[dalebert]

There's a fair amount of evidence that there's a genetic component to homosexual attraction.  So encouraging gay people to reproduce could result in more and more gay-inclined children who are less likely to reproduce.  Your plans would likely breed more gays.  Encourage gay people to adopt kids and raise them as libertarians, which doesn't appear to have a genetic component.  I can't help but wonder if the number of gay people today may have a lot to do with the pressure on gay people historically to conform to heterosexual behavior.  If we remove the taboo associated with gayness, it might actually become more rare over several generations... which would be a bad thing, but I'm just sayin'.

[Alex Libman]

What do you need a bimmer to have sex in?  A Suburban works perfectly well...as does a motorcycle

You're despicable.

[...]  you have no fucking idea what you are talking about, and apparently this applies to all subjects.

That's actually some solid evidence of her being a woman right there!  

There's a fair amount of evidence that there's a genetic component to homosexual attraction.  [...]

And that's why tribes that torture and kill homosexuals have a lot more homosexuals than tribes where homosexuality is normal but bisexuality is taboo...  Oh, wait, no, that's ain't the case at all!

Your plans would likely breed more gays.  [...]

I don't think that is true, and I don't have a problem with that just as long as the demographic crisis is solved.  Also the application of the Parents Tax idea would create an economic incentive for people to pick the best sperm to produce profitable children, not necessarily one's own.  Fag-bashing is just a stop-gap solution - in 3-6 generations all children will be grown in test-tubes and raised by greedy corporations seeking to optimize their tax profits, but somehow we have to keep the economy going until we get there.

[Amazing Richard]

Ever since I was a youngster, I've recognized that I was sexually attracted to both males and females. People have always accused me of being “gay”, and there were a few short periods where I entertained this notion that others were throwing at me, and I'd start to think that maybe these people knew something that I did not, and that maybe I was a homosexual. In the end, I always knew that I was not “gay”, and that I would simply have to put up with this conclusion that people wanted to make about my sexuality.

In queer circles, it's a common notion that if a dude is into guys and girls, then he is gay, and if a chick likes guys and girls, she is really straight ...or it will be just the lesbians who will try to get her to think that she is a “lesbian”. The gays and lesbians try to make you “choose”. They try to make you choose, because they are trying to reinforce their own bullshit gay/lesbian “identities”.

Throughout an individual's lifetime, it's very likely that at some point or another, every individual will experience attraction to people of the same sex. In our circles, this sort of thing is referred to as “fluidity” and it's totally natural, and it doesn't mean you are “gay” or a “lesbian”, because the “identity “ of gays/lesbians and straights is total 100% complete socially engineered bullshit. If you reckon yerself 100% straight or gay, then all that means it that you are totally conditioned by this facade “identity” that you hold on to.

If you are experiencing this “fluidity”, then there is no need to question yer sexuality, unless you identify as a straight, gay or lesbian. If you identify as those things, then you need to recognize that such “identities” are pure fake-ass bullshit.

From experience, I know that the straights, gays and lesbians are totally full of shit. And these fake-ass people with their “identities” will try to mess with the minds of people who recognize the fluid states of sexuality.

Those people are Fake-ass.

[mrapplecastle]

is sexuality strictly defined by intercourse?

[Diogenes The Cynic]

is sexuality strictly defined by intercourse?

Nope. People who have sex with others in jail are usually heterosexual, but circumstances make them temporarily homosexual.

[Alex Libman]

I was just informed that the mascot of Gentoo Linux is a transsexual cow (as opposed to an innocent cartoonish male cow).  HAS THE WHOLE WORLD TURNED GAY?!?!?!?!