The Definitive Faghate Rant Contest Thread!!!

[Alex Libman]

Obviously.  But what does that have to do with my natalist faghate propaganda here?

[dalebert]

And 4294967296 of your great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandparents.

Etc, etc, etc, with lots of incest and inbreeding and all that good stuff along the way.

Just one of those great-great-great-greats choosing to take it up the ass instead of having a family, POOF, no you!

If my parents had sex an hour earlier than they did, the odds of the exact same sperm cell being the successful one are infinitesimal.  Or if my dad masturbated that morning, or if they were in a slightly different position, or got heartburn from eating an extra dinner roll.  And if either of my parent's parents had sex an hour earlier, or masturbated, or were in a slightly different position, etc.  Your specific existence is actually based on astronomical odds that make the last number in your list look like a joke.

Big numbers that have no real significance.

[Alex Libman]

(I hope you're conceptualizing this text with a Gilbert Gottfried voice, which is appropriate for most of my rants, except I sometimes switch to a Patrick Stewart when I get serious.)

Now, I'm not glorifying your specific unique genetic outcome here (which would have been different even if played out twice in identical circumstances, because there's plenty of random chaos involved with how the amino acids fold, et cetera).  I'm talking about the effort your ancestors put into heterosexual reproduction, while running away from saber-toothed tigers and having dysentery and famine and the Assyrians on the warpath and the bubonic plague and the like!

And their women didn't have makeup or wrinkle cream or soap or hot water or vaginal hygiene products of any sort!  And they didn't have beer or 3D HD porn - the best cavemen could do to make sex with their wives more bearable is hit themselves over the head with a culb!  They had to get pregnant like 20 times to beat the odds of 2.1 sufficiently healthy children making it to adulthood!  Don't you think it would have been easier for them to get off doing whatever it is that you gay people do?  The one thing hunter-gatherers had plenty of was lard-lube!

Now fast forward to you, the dud of history, the last broken link in the chain, mooching off the hard work done by your ancestors and contemporary heterosexual parents everywhere.  When you buy an iPad, you are only able to do so because there was sufficient population around in order to build it, which requires the economic base of millions of people working together - coding Objective-C, maintaining the assembly robots, mining the raw materials, washing the factory floors, harvesting rice to feed others, etc.  And all those people came from a vagina!  Do you have any idea what an iPad would cost in a world where everyone who wanted to be gay could be gay?  Fagzillions!

So, to save the world from collapsing into total faggotry, I am advocating a stern program involving sensible fag-bashing, natalist propaganda, stronger Parents' Rights, natural financial incentives, and a new vaginal suppository product that will help gals attract gay guys (made in China from 100% organic free-range boy scout shit).

[TimeLady Victorious]

Recombining the DNA of two partners and producing a sort of mixed clone would speed the process of the complete end of sex, heterosexuality, and the male gender, as well as improving genetic technology exponentially.

Just sayin'.

[Alex Libman]

The technology ain't there yet - and it never will be unless y'all act your gender, pull your demographic weight, and keep the civilization going in the meantime!

[Stoker]

Recombining the DNA of two partners and producing a sort of mixed clone would speed the process of the complete end of sex, heterosexuality, and the male gender, as well as improving genetic technology exponentially.

Just sayin'.

Bullshit. Just like everything that you say. You have no fucking idea what your talking about. You are just a confused fucked up being that can't find her place in the world, therefore you think it is the worlds fault. It isn't. Your endless "I hate humanity- especially Men" diatribe is lame as hell.

[TimeLady Victorious]

Recombining the DNA of two partners and producing a sort of mixed clone would speed the process of the complete end of sex, heterosexuality, and the male gender, as well as improving genetic technology exponentially.

Just sayin'.

Bullshit. Just like everything that you say. You have no fucking idea what your talking about. You are just a confused fucked up being that can't find her place in the world, therefore you think it is the worlds fault. It isn't. Your endless "I hate humanity- especially Men" diatribe is lame as hell.

super cool story bro

[Alex Libman]

TimeLady Victorious is genetically a dude, right?

[TimeLady Victorious]

TimeLady Victorious is genetically a dude, right?

let's just say there's a very good reaosn for my misandry.

[Sam Gunn (since nobody got Admiral Naismith)]

Recombining the DNA of two partners and producing a sort of mixed clone would speed the process of the complete end of sex, heterosexuality, and the male gender, as well as improving genetic technology exponentially.

Just sayin'.

Bullshit. Just like everything that you say. You have no fucking idea what your talking about. You are just a confused fucked up being that can't find her place in the world, therefore you think it is the worlds fault. It isn't. Your endless "I hate humanity- especially Men" diatribe is lame as hell.

I don't think I get that from TimeDude.

I agree that it's weird that he is a tranny.  I don't get why guys would dress up as women.  But other than the gender confusion I think he's a legit person who I would trust if met in person.  Seems like a stand up legit dude to me.  But how could anyone tell over the internet>

[Stoker]

Fucking faggots identify as men, and should be killed like all piggish men.

Lesbians however will conquer the Earth and will be the only people around once superior lesbian geneticists find a way to completely get rid of the Y chromosome in men.

Whatever TLV is, he/she/it is definitely fully engulfed in a deep pool of hatred, especially towards men.

[Amazing Richard]

time lady is not a dude. She is a female.

[Alex Libman]

I mean genetic reality, not psychological delusion.  Wanting to be a chair does not make you a chair.

[TimeLady Victorious]

I mean genetic reality, not psychological delusion.  Wanting to be a chair does not make you a chair.

Same principle applies to a table, anyway...

[Alex Libman]

I specifically said "chair", not "table", "stool", "footstool", or "bitchstool".  A chair implies sturdy ground supports, a back, no metabolic functions, etc.  That's all you need, really.  I used to have a $500 executive leather chair - total waste of money, and it was worse on my back than a chair that costs 1/10th as much.  I personally am a big believer in what I'm sitting in right now: a sturdy metal folding chair (not the kind you see at WalMart for $20 but a good one).  It's lightly padded, comfortable for working, easily supports my 125 kg carcass (and that's after losing like 30 kg), cost-effective, doesn't ruin your back, and is very light to transport.  All other types of chairs are for commie faggots!  But I digress.