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Re: The Definitive "Things We Like About Israel" Thread
« Reply #30 on: June 15, 2009, 12:40:51 PM »

But they don't have the technical or production base to sustain these capabilities without some resupply by us."



also, israel has MANDATORY military service. big diff.
if the u.s. did that, none of the aforementioned would be true.
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Re: The Definitive "Things We Like About Israel" Thread
« Reply #31 on: June 15, 2009, 01:12:19 PM »



Reminder: this is a "things we like about Israel" thread.

Criticism of Israel belongs elsewhere.

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Re: The Definitive "Things We Like About Israel" Thread
« Reply #32 on: June 15, 2009, 10:43:49 PM »

things I like:

hot Israeli IDF chicks

the clear superiority of Jewish culture and civilization to the sand nigger civilization

kosher coca-cola

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who is this smoking hot chick?
« Last Edit: June 15, 2009, 10:46:04 PM by Queen of the Harpies »
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Re: The Definitive "Things We Like About Israel" Thread
« Reply #33 on: June 15, 2009, 10:48:13 PM »

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kosher coca-cola

What does this require?

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Re: The Definitive "Things We Like About Israel" Thread
« Reply #34 on: June 15, 2009, 10:48:48 PM »

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kosher coca-cola

What does this require?

the blood of aryan babies or, in a pinch, slavic or arab babies
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Re: The Definitive "Things We Like About Israel" Thread
« Reply #35 on: June 15, 2009, 11:46:31 PM »

Coca-cola is normally kosher.

Blood is not kosher.

Israel has a kosher KFC. If I ever go there, I will try to check it out, because I have been curious.

Israel is also the site of many of the types of yeshivot (Rabbinical seminaries) that I would be interested in going into.
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« Reply #36 on: June 16, 2009, 03:21:13 AM »

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kosher coca-cola

What does this require?
More deliciousness.
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Re: The Definitive "Things We Like About Israel" Thread
« Reply #37 on: June 16, 2009, 03:27:04 AM »

I see the kikes in this thread could not give me her name, so I was forced to use Wikipedia.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dana_International

smoking hot hot hot
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Re: The Definitive "Things We Like About Israel" Thread
« Reply #38 on: June 16, 2009, 09:25:12 AM »

'she' was a 'he'
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Re: The Definitive "Things We Like About Israel" Thread
« Reply #39 on: June 16, 2009, 12:03:25 PM »

My favorite thing about Israel is still the TA I used to screw in college. She was an IDF communications officer over here getting a Masters or PhD in something, and she was teaching a discussion section of my Mid-East Humanities class. Oh, that was a good time... really! I totally got an A. I earned it, too.
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Re: The Definitive "Things We Like About Israel" Thread
« Reply #40 on: June 16, 2009, 12:37:01 PM »

When the Israeli that works in my office leaves early on Friday for sabbath.
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Re: The Definitive "Things We Like About Israel" Thread
« Reply #41 on: June 16, 2009, 03:07:44 PM »

'she' was a 'he'

no, she was always a she, it's just that she was born with a cock
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Re: The Definitive "Things We Like About Israel" Thread
« Reply #42 on: June 16, 2009, 08:15:14 PM »

'she' was a 'he'

no, she was always a she, it's just that she was born with a cock

yeah.
that still won't get you out of being called a fag for drooling over a cock-toting-he-she (course...you're a chick, right?....maybe, there's some lesbo in there?)
anyways, HE is fucked up
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Re: The Definitive "Things We Like About Israel" Thread
« Reply #43 on: June 16, 2009, 08:33:18 PM »

'she' was a 'he'

no, she was always a she, it's just that she was born with a cock

yeah.
that still won't get you out of being called a fag for drooling over a cock-toting-he-she (course...you're a chick, right?....maybe, there's some lesbo in there?)
anyways, HE is fucked up

no, she's not fucked up at all, she's smoking hot
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Re: The Definitive "Things We Like About Israel" Thread
« Reply #44 on: June 19, 2009, 07:25:49 PM »

Do you have sex with females?  Only people who are sexually attracted to females are allowed to have an opinion.  You are, however, permitted to say 'he' is smoking hot but only if you're willing to put his disembodied cock in your mouth.
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