Meet Joe Son.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joe_SonHis primary contributions to society are acting in Austin Powers as "Random-Task", going 0-4 in the early years of the UFC, and a possible rape he was involved in a decade ago.
The thing is, if you read his myspace, he seems awfully proud of himself, bragging about his acting, and four losses in the UFC, including one bout where he was repeatedly punched in the balls by Keith Hackney, while displaying a frighteningly stoic composure.
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