Regardless, it sounds like you're a perfect fit for a porcupine suit. Why not get your butt outta Florida and head to New Hampshire? You've got nothing keeping you in the sunshine state, right? You're a libertarian chick, move to where all the libertarians are gonna be, and you're bound to find a guy you like better than a gold-tooth wearin' crackhead. I'm sure you could get a job in retail up there. They're always looking for good people in retail, because so many people in that business suck ass (no offense, I've been there too, and I know that good help that shows up sober and on time and can make accurate change without verbally abusing the customers is hard to find). I'm just sayin', you are one of the few people who actually likes the kind of weather they have, so you don't even have that it's too cold excuse!