Steven Wrights order for Powdered Water has arrived!

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"I bought some powdered water, but I didn't know what to add"- Steven Wright

OK- it isn't REALLY "powdered water", it is encapsulated water, but it is still pretty unusual. The new product is in fact a powder, with a tiny droplet of water surrounded by silica powder, and apparently it stays this way. The shills at the Telegraph can't have a science article without putting a global warming spin on just about any story , so the very first possible use they list is

Scientists believe dry water could be used to combat global warming by soaking up and trapping the greenhouse gas carbon dioxide.