you?
ball-lapping-oon-man
can mow my fucking lawn.(although i doubt your capabilities....no...wait...a big-blow-bag could BLOW leaves.....)
your skill level?
you don't wan't to go there, jeffe....
i can buy balloons ANYFUCKINGWHERE
ASSHOLE
no matter where YOU go
your house, hotel, apartment
a MASTER PLUMBER has been there, so you have hot/cold running water & flush toilets
the world can certainly live without BALLOONS, you insufferable cunt-bag
stick that up your ass
The world can certainly live without you.
It doesn't matter that you think that the world can live without balloons. I make a damn good living at it. Sure, you can buy balloons anywhere, but you can't get what I make anywhere. If you doubt my ability, please, feel free to check out the portfolios on my website. As a matter of fact, my profile picture is a balloon. As a matter of fact, I have had my work published twice in one of the industry's trade magazine.
Yeah, a master plumber has been everywhere I have lived. I have no problems with that. But unless there is an emergency, plumbers don't make people happy, and the smiles I bring to people's faces are something that you would never get. Besides, who gets more tail, a plumber or an entertainer? I'll give you a hint. It's the people who bring smiles and laughs to people's faces. I think I will make a balloon in the shape of a giant piece of crap, that way when I get up in the morning, it will remind me of you.
You really should take some remedial English and learn how to spell, punctuate, and form your statements correctly because reading your profanity laced and small minded drivel is starting to get boring.
Finally, forum trolls such as yourself need to get a life. Didn't your mother tell you that if you don't have anything nice to say, you shouldn't say it all? Don't you have anything better to do? Probably not, but you should consider it.