soooo, i gots me a $155 speeedo ticket

[Riddler]

i shoulda seen the writin on the wall.
i head east on 101 past manch, nh, heading toward the coast.....n i see westbound lousy w/ state coppers...
fucks are piled 3-4 at an entrance ramp, plus 4-5 others w/ peeps pulled over...along a 3-4 mile stretch
hmmm.
hour later i'm westbound... & i don't see any hangin round...evehbody flowin...some mored'n others
80 mph (in a 65)...
come up on that ramp...but i've braked back to 65 b4 i get there.
one-a them fucks gets in behind me
i pull into slow lane
so does he
blues, n it's all over.
then it hit me.......the FUCKING EYE-IN-THE-SKY......COCKSUCKING MOTHERFUCKING aeroplane
nice enuff guy, n smart, too, he's at the pass. window (he don wanna get runnd over by mornin commuters)
he says ''our aircraft'' clocked you at 79-80....yup, my tax dollars, cept i can't use ''our'' plane, if i want to jet over to the vineyard.
i shrug.
comes back w/ the green mail-in-fucking-envelope.
no warning this time, johnny.
as he hands it to me he grins and says, ''you're small potatoes...see that one there? (as a small red sporter whizzes by w/ another stater glued to her bumper), '' that honey was goin 103....we're gonna arrest her for reckless endangerment (appar. the dumb cunt cut off 2 people zig-zagging between lanes)
so i gots me $155 fine

[Ecolitan]

(appar. the dumb cunt cut off 2 people zig-zagging between lanes)

You can't cut someone off if you're going faster than them.

[Riddler]

(appar. the dumb cunt cut off 2 people zig-zagging between lanes)

You can't cut someone off if you're going faster than them.

[Riddler]

(appar. the dumb cunt cut off 2 people zig-zagging between lanes)

You can't cut someone off if you're going faster than them.

are you a fucking simpleton,
or just play one on tv?
of COURSE you can cut someone off travelling faster than the other guy
you whiz into their lane 3'' off their front bumper, i believe, constitutes ''cutting off''
you wanna get more technical than that?
genius

i AM gonna take the pipes off the bike & roar around your neighborhood every night at 3 am.
or hire bikers to do it for me.
& but a property next door, that i'll turn into a crack/whore house, just for you.

[Ecolitan]

you whiz into their lane 3'' off their front bumper, i believe, constitutes ''cutting off''
you wanna get more technical than that?

that's where you're wrong.  If they can continue travelling at the same trajectory then you have not impeded them in any way.  Scared them maybe, but cut off... no.  Your presence there requires no change in their behavior whatsoever. 


I live next door to the neighborhood watch nazi.  You can't get away with any of that shit here.

[hellbilly]

i shrug.

 

Airplane fuel... I heard that was expensive..

[voodoo]

$155 seems kind of excessive for wearing a Speedo.  Ditch the swim suit next time and just do it like nature indended, au naturale.

[Riddler]

you should take that act on the road, friend

[ChristianAnarchist]

I have received 4 speeding tickets in the last 10 years and have beaten 3 of them...

[Riddler]

you whiz into their lane 3'' off their front bumper, i believe, constitutes ''cutting off''
you wanna get more technical than that?

that's where you're wrong.  If they can continue travelling at the same trajectory then you have not impeded them in any way.  Scared them maybe, but cut off... no.  Your presence there requires no change in their behavior whatsoever. 


I live next door to the neighborhood watch nazi.  You can't get away with any of that shit here.

1: we have a bonified fucking scientist here folks
2: if the hood-watch-nazi meets w/ an unfortunate ''accident'', then the gloves are off, aren't they?
    (anarchy-in-your-hood)

[Turd Ferguson]

next time you decide to get a ticket, make sure its a nice and cold rainy day so he has to get out in the shit, so when he comes up to your window and asks "you know why I pulled you over?" you shoot back "yeah, you know why I decided to pick such a shitty day to decide to speed past you?"

[Riddler]

as it turns out,
the whole fucking state went shithouse, vis-a-vis cop-stops
i only heard about the big state poli action on the radio AFTER i had the fucking ticket in hand...
lotsa locals were in on the fun
nashua had a field day.
some auditing firm blasted the staters for only patrolling an avg. of 7 hrs a week, a few weeks ago in the paper
headline news made these niggas all kinda twitchy

[Ecolitan]

1: we have a bonified fucking scientist here folks

You're the one who wanted to get technical.  Maybe you should have been more accurate in your communication and asked if I wanted you to get sarcastic and non-technical.  Words have meaning in my world.

[AntonLee]

you're asking a lot from a guy who's a product of his mother and brother.

[Riddler]

who the fuck is this gasbag?