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So, whos hotter. River or Kaylee
« on: May 08, 2009, 03:27:44 AM »
River
Kaylee

We're going by character not actor.
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Re: So, whos hotter. River or Kaylee
« Reply #1 on: May 08, 2009, 03:46:29 AM »
Kaylee
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Re: So, whos hotter. River or Kaylee
« Reply #2 on: May 08, 2009, 04:02:15 AM »
River. She's got those prima ballerina legs that could squeeze you so good. :lol:
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Re: So, whos hotter. River or Kaylee
« Reply #3 on: May 08, 2009, 04:13:21 AM »
I used to think Kaylee but after watching the series again I'm not sure.
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Re: So, whos hotter. River or Kaylee
« Reply #4 on: May 08, 2009, 05:18:50 AM »
River is "hotter" but I sense some 'issues' there.
Kaylee would make a better girlfriend.
The two are close in "hotness".

But I don't know a whole lot about the series, all I've seen is the 'Serenity' movie.
So, I'm going on minimal info.
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Re: So, whos hotter. River or Kaylee
« Reply #5 on: May 08, 2009, 05:30:02 AM »
Impossible to choose, I want them both at the same time.
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Re: So, whos hotter. River or Kaylee
« Reply #6 on: May 08, 2009, 08:51:41 AM »
Quote from: Lord Squishy on May 08, 2009, 06:36:09 AM
Kaylee. Rivers too young.

Well I was going to say Kaylee but you make a good point in favour of River.
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Re: So, whos hotter. River or Kaylee
« Reply #7 on: May 08, 2009, 09:58:44 AM »
kaylee, I've been with a schizophrenic, it's not fun
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Re: So, whos hotter. River or Kaylee
« Reply #8 on: May 08, 2009, 10:02:00 AM »
Kaylee
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Re: So, whos hotter. River or Kaylee
« Reply #9 on: May 08, 2009, 10:11:41 AM »
River is hotter. Kaylee is kinkier.
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Re: So, whos hotter. River or Kaylee
« Reply #10 on: May 08, 2009, 10:49:00 AM »
Every time I try to picture either one of them in my head, Zoe jumps in, kicks their asses and makes this question irrelevant.
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Re: So, whos hotter. River or Kaylee
« Reply #11 on: May 08, 2009, 10:52:20 AM »
MaryAnn by far.
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Re: So, whos hotter. River or Kaylee
« Reply #12 on: May 08, 2009, 10:52:59 AM »
Quote from: Brock on May 08, 2009, 10:49:00 AM
Every time I try to picture either one of them in my head, Zoe jumps in, kicks their asses and makes this question irrelevant.

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Re: So, whos hotter. River or Kaylee
« Reply #13 on: May 08, 2009, 11:06:55 AM »
Kaylee has that whole "I like to get fucked raw, yet I'm somehow still sweet and innocent." vibe going on.

River would probably stop mid hump and explain the mechanics of the act, then when she gets to the concept of "Penetration", stick a finger in your eye and say "PENETRATION, SEE?". Then she'd giggle, get up and eat a Snickers bar without a second thought, and start running around the room to see her clothes flap around behind her, leaving you minus one eye and plus two blue balls. Also, it would probably be your Snickers bar because she's a fucking freeloader, so minus one of them.

Inara - While I don't disrespect the profession, a sex professional isn't where you go to stay, you know what I mean? Too clinical and too much traffic for me. Also high maintenance.

Zoe - Was married, now freshly widowed. Also very bitchy and badass in many ways. Me likey, but too much baggage.


Kaylee by a landslide, with Zoe as a very distant second.
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Re: So, whos hotter. River or Kaylee
« Reply #14 on: May 08, 2009, 11:43:32 AM »
Quote from: John Shaw on May 08, 2009, 11:06:55 AM

River would probably stop mid hump and explain the mechanics of the act, then when she gets to the concept of "Penetration", stick a finger in your eye and say "PENETRATION, SEE?". Then she'd giggle, get up and eat a Snickers bar without a second thought, and start running around the room to see her clothes flap around behind her, leaving you minus one eye and plus two blue balls. Also, it would probably be your Snickers bar because she's a fucking freeloader, so minus one of them.

what the hell, that's almost exactly what happened to me

only it was the ear and a Hershey's Special Dark
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