So, what's the worst pizza you ever had

[cavalier973]

This is in response to the "Little Caesar's" thread in the General Forum.  Which is the worst pizza you ever had?

For myself, the last time we ate at Chuck E. Cheese, I found the pizza to be awful.  What's funny is that I remembered it being pretty good as a kid...

[mikehz]

My wife saw on the Food Channel about this great pizza place in Chicago. They offered pies via mail (packed in dry ice) so she ordered a couple. Totally inedible.

[BonerJoe]

School lunch pizza.

[Turd Ferguson]

If you ever see one of these big ass lighted signs slapped on some building, keep on a drivin'.

Its fucking GRUEL. Not fit for death row.

[The ghost of a ghost of a ghost]

Pizza is like SEX,

even when it's bad,

It's still GOOD.

[Turd Ferguson]

School lunch pizza.

We didn't have pizza in school. We had, what they called Pizza-Burgers. Pretty much just the top of a hamburger bun, filled with hamburger, some faux pizza saucey like shit, and american cheese/mozzarella mixture. They didn't even try.

[Bill Brasky]

y'know, when I went bonkers five days ago, at least I wasn't a fuckin' cunt about it.

Or maybe I was.  I have no idea.

 

[Lindsey]

If you ever see one of these big ass lighted signs slapped on some building, keep on a drivin'.

Its fucking GRUEL. Not fit for death row.

That place is vile.  So is Little Caesar's, and Hungry Howie's. 

[Turd Ferguson]

That place is vile.  So is Little Caesar's, and Hungry Howie's.  

Right?

I said in another thread, Little Caesar's cheese is made of the same stuff Star Wars action figures are made out of. Well, Cici's gets the stuff that LC's rejects. They have no shame, those whores.

[Lindsey]

That place is vile.  So is Little Caesar's, and Hungry Howie's.  

Right?

I said in another thread, Little Caesar's cheese is made of the same stuff Star Wars action figures are made out of. Well, Cici's gets the stuff that LC's rejects. They have no shame, those whores.

I thought they went out of business, and then all of a sudden like 7 years ago my parents brought one home.  I don't think I spoke to my mom for like a week after that.  Nasty shit. 

[One two three]

CiCis has made me sick several times.  School lunch pizza wasn't very good.  The same goes for Taco Bell and the Anarcho Jesse pizza I ate in NH.  Also, likely the pizzas I made were all horrible.

[Turd Ferguson]

That place is vile.  So is Little Caesar's, and Hungry Howie's.  

Right?

I said in another thread, Little Caesar's cheese is made of the same stuff Star Wars action figures are made out of. Well, Cici's gets the stuff that LC's rejects. They have no shame, those whores.

I thought they went out of business, and then all of a sudden like 7 years ago my parents brought one home.  I don't think I spoke to my mom for like a week after that.  Nasty shit. 

The one here in Decatur closed down about 9 months ago. Place was packed all the time when they first opened up, but people soon got tired of puking it back up 2 hrs later and having to spend money somewhere else to eat again. The sign is still there on the building, with a big rock hole in it though, as a reminder.

[LTKoblinsky]

That place is vile.  So is Little Caesar's, and Hungry Howie's.  

Right?

I said in another thread, Little Caesar's cheese is made of the same stuff Star Wars action figures are made out of. Well, Cici's gets the stuff that LC's rejects. They have no shame, those whores.

I thought they went out of business, and then all of a sudden like 7 years ago my parents brought one home.  I don't think I spoke to my mom for like a week after that.  Nasty shit. 

The one here in Decatur closed down about 9 months ago. Place was packed all the time when they first opened up, but people soon got tired of puking it back up 2 hrs later and having to spend money somewhere else to eat again. The sign is still there on the building, with a big rock hole in it though, as a reminder.

completely different experience than what I've had with Little Caesar's. I've been to 5 of their locations and 4 of them were above average to excellent.

Worst Pizza ever? My wife's grandmother bought a cheap ripoff of Walmart's cheap ripoff of Tostinos frozen pizzas and then served them with refried beans and cranberry sauce mixed together. I took one bite and I was done.  School Pizza takes runner up, Cici's third.

[Cognitive Dissident]

I worked at a Shakey's in the 80's and I thought their pizza sucked.  It's all about the dough, and not too much sauce (their sauce was okay, but their dough sucked.)  The chicken and Mojo potatoes were pretty good though.

Having said that, Little Caesars sucks worse.  Never had Chuck E Cheese, but I've been repeatedly warned off of it.  Didn't like Straw Hat (LA) much...it was more like a casserole than a pizza.

Oh...yeah...all frozen pizza is bad after it gets cold, from what I can tell, and I think all the thin crust varieties of frozen suck anyway (so, I guess that's all the cheap ones.)

[Bill Brasky]

Theres a place in Rehoboth Beach, near the Mar Del state line, if memory serves, that meets or exceeds every level of suck you could apply to a pizza. 

You know those unleavened Jewcrackers?  I swear, they must chew those up, spit them into a wad, flatten them back out, and put ketchup over it. 

The pizza is, in a word, revolting.  But the locals seem to like it.  Which lowers their status, in my purview, to one step above Indiana.  Only because there is nothing lower than Indiana, but I digress.

You can't even call the place a restaurant, because pizza like that can only exist in a hovel, or a lair, or behind a truckstop shitter. 

I need to put that place on my bucket list, because some things are just so fuckin' wrong, the proprietor needs to be verbally admonished for crimes against humanity.

He needs to be publicly berated, chastised, and dressed down.  He needs to be stripped of his stripes.  And then the townspeople can string him up, like Mussolini, flog him with pepperoni truncheons, and throw garbage at him.  And he'll make his crude vision of pizza no more.  Cunt.