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So, the wife noticed this census form... (Fucking hilarious)
« on: March 17, 2010, 12:50:57 PM »

Apparently, Detroit, with all of its financial troubles, can afford a 30 foot blow up census form.



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Re: So, the wife noticed this census form... (Fucking hilarious)
« Reply #1 on: March 17, 2010, 01:00:29 PM »

Dare you to fill it out.
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Re: So, the wife noticed this census form... (Fucking hilarious)
« Reply #2 on: March 17, 2010, 01:04:24 PM »

Dare you to fill it out.

Hmmm. If it weren't in such a dangerous (i.r. to police) place to do it, that would be a friggin' fantastic idea.

Hmmm.

More to come? *Lost in thought*
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Re: So, the wife noticed this census form... (Fucking hilarious)
« Reply #3 on: March 17, 2010, 01:22:31 PM »

looks like an inflatable device; do they take it down every night?

There are a variety of humorous possibilities here
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Re: So, the wife noticed this census form... (Fucking hilarious)
« Reply #4 on: March 17, 2010, 01:36:17 PM »

I just got a call from the wife, she just took a picture of the security vehicle and armed guard who is posted in front of the sign.

That's right, a full time security person to watch the giant census balloon.

Pic forthcoming in a while.
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Re: So, the wife noticed this census form... (Fucking hilarious)
« Reply #5 on: March 17, 2010, 01:44:46 PM »

I just got a call from the wife, she just took a picture of the security vehicle and armed guard who is posted in front of the sign.

That's right, a full time security person to watch the giants census balloon.

Pic forthcoming in a while.

Hmmm. I wonder if it's the temptation of the form for the local vandal, or if they suspect the obvious waste of taxpayer money and nosy questions the banners represent might not sit well with folks.
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Re: So, the wife noticed this census form... (Fucking hilarious)
« Reply #6 on: March 17, 2010, 01:53:24 PM »

LOL, Detroit security = Quality vehicles.

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Re: So, the wife noticed this census form... (Fucking hilarious)
« Reply #7 on: March 17, 2010, 01:54:12 PM »

Hmmm. I wonder if it's the temptation of the form for the local vandal, or if they suspect the obvious waste of taxpayer money and nosy questions the banners represent might not sit well with folks.

My guess is that the answer to your question would be "Yes". ;-)
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Re: So, the wife noticed this census form... (Fucking hilarious)
« Reply #8 on: March 17, 2010, 02:31:16 PM »

Wouldn't it be legal for someone to rent space on the building behind the census balloon and place a banner in the windows telling people that the Constitution only requires a head count and no personal information?  Not that I think that is the wisest use of anti-census money.
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Re: So, the wife noticed this census form... (Fucking hilarious)
« Reply #9 on: March 17, 2010, 02:59:00 PM »

<thread-hijack />

We got our form in the mail the other day.
One thing's for sure: I'm putting down my religion as "Jedi".

Not sure what else I'll do. On the one hand I have taken no steps to preserve privacy to this point so I don't see any upside to refusing to fill it out. I figure on filling out the basic 5-minute info and anything else I charitably feel like answering. I sure ain't gonna sweat filling in every field.


P.S. Detroit jumped the shark years ago. People should watch 8 Mile and leave.

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Re: So, the wife noticed this census form... (Fucking hilarious)
« Reply #10 on: March 17, 2010, 03:21:54 PM »

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We got our form in the mail the other day.
One thing's for sure: I'm putting down my religion as "Jedi".

Not sure what else I'll do. On the one hand I have taken no steps to preserve privacy to this point so I don't see any upside to refusing to fill it out. I figure on filling out the basic 5-minute info and anything else I charitably feel like answering. I sure ain't gonna sweat filling in every field.


P.S. Detroit jumped the shark years ago. People should watch 8 Mile and leave.

Religion?! You must've received the long form. I got that 10 years ago, and was called repeatedly when I just sent in the basic info. This time, it was the form requesting just number of people & ages. And something about whether or not there are additional people who sometimes live at this address, but are currently in the military, college, prison, etc...
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Re: So, the wife noticed this census form... (Fucking hilarious)
« Reply #11 on: March 17, 2010, 03:30:24 PM »

Anyone notice on the Census Form envelope that "United States" is copyrighted? I wonder who owns us now?
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Re: So, the wife noticed this census form... (Fucking hilarious)
« Reply #12 on: March 17, 2010, 03:36:19 PM »

The security guy probably gets $8 an hour. Someone should slip him a Benjamin to go take a lunch break.
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Re: So, the wife noticed this census form... (Fucking hilarious)
« Reply #13 on: March 17, 2010, 06:49:00 PM »

Got the long form in the mail a couple days ago. My first census!







Went straight in the bin.
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Re: So, the wife noticed this census form... (Fucking hilarious)
« Reply #14 on: March 17, 2010, 11:34:00 PM »




My plan is to mark just the number of residents, teabag the form after working out, and send it in. Very similiar to the process I use to fill out my taxes but I generally keep my nuts in a zip lock bag for a week striaght before I teabag the 1040.
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