A few years ago I had a dream about a muppet that wanted to kick my ass. In the dream I was walking down a road when a muppet seen me and started to chase me. It was screaming and flailing its arms. Muppets are pretty scary. For some reason the muppet thought I was sleeping with its girlfriend. It was a really bizarre dream and when I told someone about it all they could do is laugh at me and ask if I was molested by Miss Piggy. I have no idea what it could have meant. It was almost as strange as that dream where I was playing the star role in a live action movie of Captain Caveman.