it all started many a year ago when i finally became tired of the handle twisted_freek, which i used almost everywhere. i hadn't had internet access for a few years, i forgot the passwords to all my accounts, i needed something new. where could i possibly find a new handle? now, i now a lot of honkies think that adding -izzle onto the end of words was a product of the 21st century. It was not. If you listen to Dr. Dre's The Chronic you will hear Snoop Doggy Dogg using the terms like rizzle, jizzle, forizzle, and even shizzle, but i digress. in the early part of the 21st century suburban white boys who thought they were gangstas (not me, i am a drunken potato cart pushin' irish man all the way) started adopting the -izzle word usage thanks once again to Snoop Dogg. but now the term shizzle almost came to mean whatever you wanted it to. we now flash back 20ish years ago to the wonderful experiment in socialism, the smurfs. remember how the smurfs would use the word smurf to mean anything they wanted to?
fetch me that smurf.
may i have a smurf to drink?
my smurf hurts.
smurf you!
get smurfed!
go smurf yourself!
nice smurfs, wanna smurf?
so, we take the word smurf and replace it with shizzle. why handy you might ask? because vanityshizzle sounds really fucking gay.