Totally love you too Lindz... and I have more noodz, all you need to do is ask
Fuck, I guess I really do have weird looking cleavage. My tits must be like an Asian’s eyes, really far apart.
I think that's why, unless I'm wearing a push-up they look all wonky and third booby? I do actually have a raised sternum bone, higher than between my cleve, but I have always called it a 3rd boob. When I stand sideways you can totally see it.
Shitty cell phone pic I just took in the bathroom at work. Bra is in full effect… I guess I do have weird lookin boobage? They are a bit lopsided; I will give you that…
yuck, my face looks horrible, haha. I guess you can't have both.
OT, but this fucking guy in my office here for treatment just asked me “Is your name Gillette? ... Because you're the best a man can get.”
HAHHAHA WTF dude?!?!