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Kill it or let it live to kill other bad bugs?

I CHOOSE LIFE!!!!!!
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DIE MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!
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Should it live or die?
« on: July 07, 2011, 08:12:17 PM »

Caught this sonofabitch lurking around inside my workshop/shed. The gf wants it dead. I told her that these bugs kill and eat the bad bugs we dont want hangin around, so I should take it a few feet out of the shed and let it go to kill other bugs once again. She doesn't give a fuck.




Ok, I know its technically not a bug, so back off. But its a fucking bug, ok?

Its a big'un too. About the size of an old timey silver dollar. Never seen one this big, around here anyway. If I didn't know better, I'd think it was a tarantula if it just had more fur on it. The dog even growls at it, which he's never done with a bug before........ever.

I thought I'd let you assholes decide its fate, via democratic vote.

At this time, it is being held captive in a bucket. Whichever way the vote goes by midnight tonight, EST (7/7/11) is what I will do with it.

I dont really care either way to be honest. I just thought it would be fun to do this.

I vote pro-life on this one.
« Last Edit: July 07, 2011, 08:51:11 PM by quickmike »
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Re: Should it live or die?
« Reply #1 on: July 07, 2011, 08:38:38 PM »

Chuck it outside. No reason to kill spiders unless they invade your space or bite you.

OR if they are forming a huge fucking colony in your garage.*


I got bit three times by Black Widows in our old garage. Three separate occasions. FUCK THOSE GUYS.
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Re: Should it live or die?
« Reply #2 on: July 07, 2011, 08:41:18 PM »

Release to the wild, to kill and kill again

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Re: Should it live or die?
« Reply #3 on: July 07, 2011, 08:49:52 PM »

Chuck it outside. No reason to kill spiders unless they invade your space or bite you.

Thats what im sayin.

Told the gf that killing that one spider wont change anything, as far as making her little world spider free.

I think they're pretty cool myself, unless of course one chomps down on your flesh, like what happened to you.

In that case......... SQUISH. I think this one would hurt quite a lot if he bit you. He's got fangs n' shit.
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Re: Should it live or die?
« Reply #4 on: July 07, 2011, 08:52:38 PM »

I let spiders live. The I figure, if they're able to live in my home with enough food, thats that many insects I wont have bugging me.
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Re: Should it live or die?
« Reply #5 on: July 07, 2011, 08:56:25 PM »

Well, he needs your votes.

I think its a he, but I cant be certain.
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Re: Should it live or die?
« Reply #6 on: July 07, 2011, 09:08:34 PM »

I chose
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Re: Should it live or die?
« Reply #7 on: July 07, 2011, 09:10:17 PM »

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Re: Should it live or die?
« Reply #8 on: July 07, 2011, 09:11:47 PM »

Everyone seems to be assuming this is a normal spider.
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The dog even growls at it, which he's never done with a bug before........ever.
It's obviously a fucking DEMON.
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Re: Should it live or die?
« Reply #9 on: July 07, 2011, 09:17:00 PM »

Everyone seems to be assuming this is a normal spider.
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The dog even growls at it, which he's never done with a bug before........ever.
It's obviously a fucking DEMON.

Yeah, the gf has the same hunch, but she's the superstitious type anyway.

I disagree though. I think he's just misunderstood.

He's out there doing a thankless job that few want to do...................for free, cept for the full belly he gets in return.

He gets shit on for it too.
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Re: Should it live or die?
« Reply #10 on: July 07, 2011, 09:32:33 PM »

Its a Huntsman. Let it go to eat what it loves - ROACHES!
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Re: Should it live or die?
« Reply #11 on: July 07, 2011, 09:35:43 PM »

Its a Huntsman. Let it go to eat what it loves - ROACHES!

I'm pretty sure its a Black Wolf spider.
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Re: Should it live or die?
« Reply #12 on: July 07, 2011, 09:37:14 PM »

Its a Huntsman. Let it go to eat what it loves - ROACHES!

I'm pretty sure its a Wolf spider.

IT EATS WOLVES

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Re: Should it live or die?
« Reply #13 on: July 07, 2011, 09:39:10 PM »

 :lol:


Which would explain why the dog freaks out on it, being that all dogs are part wolf if you go back far enough.
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Re: Should it live or die?
« Reply #14 on: July 07, 2011, 10:50:26 PM »

spray it w/ carb cleaner.
if it lives, build it a spider mansion & name it keith richards
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