Hey Gus...the moment you can prove one of my "conspiracy theories" wrong, I will stop replying to your bullshit arguments.
Something to chew on. 
Actually I can,
1. They're based on unsubstantiated claims.
2. They're convienately centered around religious cults which haven't been in existence at all or haven't been in existence in the last five centuries.
3. They're almost always based on quacked up physics.
4. They're almost always based on aliens manipulating us from the future or some other location we cannot prove or disprove.
5. Their originaters generally call everyone evil, bad, or Word-animals[Time Cube fuckwit].

Conclusion, you have been pwned. Now go back to the shortbus, n00b.
-- Bridget