Say gang, I've got this GREAT IDEA! (Now with video in initial post)

[Riddler]

can i start some multi-denominational church & NOT pay your ''fees'' & be exempt of your laws too?
(granted, a certain ''stipend'' for such accomodations.....''after all, we are not communists''.....everyone (within the rule-making caste), gets to drink from the well

Only if you promise to support the sale, manufacturing, and use of Rape Cages.

Then we will waive all fees and turn a blind eye when you use special velvet lined rape cages of your own.

velvet lined, yes.
rape?
sounds so........neanderthal
i like to think that the young, hot & big-titted will be doing ''god's work''
everything done, ''in the name of the lord''
that way, i can be a drunken, oversexed, wealthy layabout & the congregation will accept my ''suffering'' as that of a chosen one.

[Terror Australis]

My profile picture has a rape cage on it lmao

[John Shaw]

Excellent work, Mr. Shaw.  Quite hilarious!

Thanks for writing that up.  I think I might share it as well.

Thanks for liking it. Kinda cuts to the chase I thought.

[John Shaw]

I was just called a psychopath for posting a link to this thread.

[Diogenes The Cynic]

I was just called a psychopath for posting a link to this thread.

I think rapecage just entered the lexicon of this bbs.

[Terror Australis]

I was just called a psychopath for posting a link to this thread.

I think rapecage just entered the lexicon of this bbs.

rapecage needs its own ED page

[Cognitive Dissident]

I was just called a psychopath for posting a link to this thread.

I think rapecage just entered the lexicon of this bbs.

Fuck yeah...I'm already using it.

[Diogenes The Cynic]

I was just called a psychopath for posting a link to this thread.

I think rapecage just entered the lexicon of this bbs.

rapecage needs its own ED page

If we can get "smelly elliot" onto urbandictonary, we can do encyclopediadramatica.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=smelly+elliot

[John Shaw]

Rape Cage is not my phrase, guys.

The term rape cage is Stefan Molyneux's.

Everything else about the post is all me, and the usage of the term is totally in my style and not Stef's.

[Cognitive Dissident]

Rape Cage is not my phrase, guys.

The term rape cage is Stefan Molyneux's.

Everything else about the post is all me, and the usage of the term is totally in my style and not Stef's.

I'm gonna use it anyway.

[TimeLady Victorious]

Responses I got from posting this at another forum:

I see where you're getting at, but no. Just no.

TC is 15 years old at the most.

You sound like a huge fucking faggot and I doubt you are the least bit attractive or presentable in real life.

what a terrible topic.

H1 was probably laughing at how clever he thinks he is when he made it too.

tl;dr

tc is faggot

etc.

[John Shaw]

Responses I got from posting this at another forum:

I see where you're getting at, but no. Just no.

TC is 15 years old at the most.

You sound like a huge fucking faggot and I doubt you are the least bit attractive or presentable in real life.

what a terrible topic.

H1 was probably laughing at how clever he thinks he is when he made it too.

tl;dr

tc is faggot

etc.

No one likes hearing the truth too soon.

[Cognitive Dissident]

I sent a link in email to some folks.  Here was one exchange.

email recipient: I vote that the asshat who wrote this deranged shit be the first man in the 'rape cage' and the last to get out. If he survives.

Or he can simply be killed, since he likes the idea so much.

me: You didn't think it resembles a system we already have?

him: I did get the allegory, yes. But this guy's whole approach just rubs me the wrong way. His "rape cage" idea isn't that far off, since when I was in CA (around 1999), the AG at the time, the gangster Bill Lockyear (now Treasurer, I think), made some not-so-pretty comments to the same effect -- an elected state official. It's amazing the hubris of these little Hitlers.

What I see is not so much that "it resembles a system we already have", but I would say that it resembles a system we'd have in place if the corrupt tyrants in Washington DC thought they could get away with it. I'll bet on that.

But they don't, although long strides in the wrong direction certainly exist here. There still exists a set of checks and balances, however battered and assailed; more than one would ever gather reading the agitprop the leftmedia spews daily. Recently we've had such "luminaries" as Thomas Friedman and Woody Allen wishing for a dictatorship, for God's sake.

Useful idiots, one and all. Doom on 'em.

[ForumTroll]

LOL.

[John Shaw]

So he totally agreed with me but thinks I should be killed.

Fucking moron.