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Re: Say gang, I've got this GREAT IDEA!
« Reply #30 on: May 27, 2010, 01:52:52 AM »

Added an addendum in reference to point four.

Anyone who disagrees with said addendum shall receive no less than two rapes, or one standard rape and one buggery (Of an unspecified type) rape, as per the volition of the rapist.
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Re: Say gang, I've got this GREAT IDEA!
« Reply #31 on: May 27, 2010, 03:00:09 AM »

can i start some multi-denominational church & NOT pay your ''fees'' & be exempt of your laws too?
(granted, a certain ''stipend'' for such accomodations.....''after all, we are not communists''.....everyone (within the rule-making caste), gets to drink from the well
Sounds like a great idea.  How do I become a "minister"?
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Re: Say gang, I've got this GREAT IDEA!
« Reply #32 on: May 27, 2010, 03:22:49 AM »

I agree, as I am sure most people do, that this is an excellent idea. A very workable system. However, someone else beat you to it.
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Re: Say gang, I've got this GREAT IDEA!
« Reply #33 on: May 27, 2010, 05:16:42 AM »

BTW, I posted this on a gun forum. I hope it gets me banned.

LINK.

http://www.floridashootersnetwork.com/phpbb3/viewtopic.php?f=36&t=74154

I'll be watching to see how this goes, heh.

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Re: Say gang, I've got this GREAT IDEA!
« Reply #34 on: May 27, 2010, 05:47:54 AM »

BTW, I posted this on a gun forum. I hope it gets me banned.

LINK.

http://www.floridashootersnetwork.com/phpbb3/viewtopic.php?f=36&t=74154

I'll be watching to see how this goes, heh.

"Those things are exactly what it took to make the USA the greatest country in the world."

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I noticed that too... :(
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Re: Say gang, I've got this GREAT IDEA!
« Reply #35 on: May 27, 2010, 09:11:49 AM »

Houston, mainly. Starting a PhD program at Rice on Tuesday.

Congratulations!  Studying what?

Earth science/geology.
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Re: Say gang, I've got this GREAT IDEA!
« Reply #36 on: May 27, 2010, 11:29:09 AM »

An excellent idea that will no doubt receive popular acclaim.

However, sir, it occurs to me that as you fully develop plans for the rape cage you will find many small obstacles that will hamper the orderly construction and operation of your rape cage.

As conceived, it seems to me, you will construct and operate the rape cage out of the chip in/rent collections.  This is a fine plan and needs no modification, however, for the good of the people you might consider alternatives.

Using certain techniques developed for just such occasions, you might consider issuing bonds to investors to secure the resources necessary for rape cage production.  The bonds, of course, will contain terms favorable to your glorious idea and civic-minded investors will no doubt be generous in purchasing these bonds.  This method of rape cage funding will leave the chip in/rent fund, then, untouched and available for other, equally glorious plans.

However, on the subject of leaving chip in/rent funds untouched, it has been generally conceded that projects with specific goals, such as rape cage construction and operation, are best handled by small committee rather than committee of the whole.  It has been conceded that operation by the small committee, rather than committee of the whole, results in substantial cost savings.

Members of the small committee should have personal responsibilities for task completion and receive fair compensation for holding that responsibility for the good of mankind.  I have formed just such a committee, made up of persons with the highest names in rape and caging - all credentialed by the highest universities, of course.  Being fair-minded, though, we will of course consider committee applications from any person you feel may be useful in rape caging.

This committee, since it is made up of a cross-section of the population, stands ready to offer our services for the good of the population in constructing and operating the rape cage.  Rather than employing architects, engineers, carpenters, guards, cooks, etc. directly and incurring the salaries, benefits, and pensions of such persons, can then concentrate on full development of your glorious plan.  Persons sentenced to a period in the rape cage should pay the cost of their own room and board, half of which will go to the chip in/rent fund.

I'm sure you can see the need for our services.
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Re: Say gang, I've got this GREAT IDEA!
« Reply #37 on: May 27, 2010, 12:41:14 PM »

Some excellent points.

The bureaucracy shall immediately begin planning a massive expansion to meet the needs of the expanding bureaucracy.
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Re: Say gang, I've got this GREAT IDEA!
« Reply #38 on: May 27, 2010, 12:44:52 PM »

All seriousness aside, it should be immediately recorded in audiobook form and posted on freeaudio.org.
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Re: Say gang, I've got this GREAT IDEA!
« Reply #39 on: May 27, 2010, 12:59:39 PM »

All seriousness aside, it should be immediately recorded in audiobook form and posted on freeaudio.org.

My voice sucks. Maybe I could do it in the Goldfarb voice.
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Re: Say gang, I've got this GREAT IDEA!
« Reply #40 on: May 27, 2010, 01:16:35 PM »

Ooo...I'm a coward now.
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Re: Say gang, I've got this GREAT IDEA!
« Reply #41 on: May 27, 2010, 01:21:57 PM »

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Re: Say gang, I've got this GREAT IDEA!
« Reply #42 on: May 27, 2010, 04:40:19 PM »

From the gun thread.

Can we get a Dennis Leary sound alike to read that thing?
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Re: Say gang, I've got this GREAT IDEA!
« Reply #43 on: May 27, 2010, 04:45:29 PM »

I like how they assume that this is referring to a time period far in the past, and few of them realize its whats happening now. Those who do have the "well you are free to leave" policy.
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Re: Say gang, I've got this GREAT IDEA!
« Reply #44 on: May 27, 2010, 04:52:40 PM »

I just wish Bonerjoe had let it ride awhile longer and just egged them on. I was thinking of registering and helping him out.
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