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John Shaw

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I have this awesome, totally moral idea peeps.

I think that a bunch of friends of mine and I should gather up a bunch of guns, steal a large parcel of land by slaughtering the people who live there until they give us the deed, and build a town. Anyone who doesn't agree with our rules should be shot or locked in a steel cage with other people of the same sex who will inevitably start raping them. Rules are subject to change any time we feel like it. Everyone who lives in our town has to chip in money or they are shot/put into the rape cage. No one can come into our town unless we say, so rape cages or death for outside intruders who aren't like us. We also don't like that plant you have, so rape cages for people who grow or possess that plant. No one is allowed to own their house in our town. Everyone pays rent. Don't pay? Rape cage or death. If you wanna open a business? Gotta pay an extra special rent. Don't pay? Rape cage. Everyone in our town has to accept the money we print, just an FYI. If you use some other money we can't keep track of how you chip in for everything. No using other money. Do it? Rape cage up in this shit.

Here's what we give you in return -

1. If someone rapes you who we didn't permit, give us a call and we'll check it out. If we find them, we'll throw them into a rape cage for a couple years, maybe.

2. If someone murders you, we'll show up after the fact and look around and have someone look at your corpse and maybe see who did it. If we find them, rape cage or death.

3. If someone steals your shit. we'll take a report.

4. We'll make sure the roads are usable. We will of course rent you a piece of plastic that allows you to use them. If we catch you without your special piece of plastic, snap! You go into the cage.

5. We'll let you call yourself "Free"

I think that this idea is totally awesome and it's how everyone else should live. If some other town does things differently, we round up a bunch of folks from our town and send them over to this other town and have them put to death or put into rape cages. Of course you'll have to pay to get our guys over to the other town, and pay for when they get hurt, and pay for them to eat. Everybody has to chip in. Don't chip in? Rape cage or death.

So who else wants to join in with my awesome plan? (Mind you, if you don't... RAPE CAGE OR DEATH)



[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjFdBImr5gM[/youtube]
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Re: Say gang, I've got this GREAT IDEA!
« Reply #1 on: May 26, 2010, 11:31:15 AM »

I think you just really like saying "rape cage."
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Re: Say gang, I've got this GREAT IDEA!
« Reply #2 on: May 26, 2010, 11:33:17 AM »

I think you just really like saying "rape cage."

Rape cage.

I mean, huh? Also, horse fucker who fucks horses.

Repetition ad rediculum is one of my favorite types of humor.
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Re: Say gang, I've got this GREAT IDEA!
« Reply #3 on: May 26, 2010, 11:38:44 AM »

are the rape cages co-ed?
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Re: Say gang, I've got this GREAT IDEA!
« Reply #4 on: May 26, 2010, 11:55:20 AM »

Does working for the rape-cagers pay well?
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Re: Say gang, I've got this GREAT IDEA!
« Reply #5 on: May 26, 2010, 11:55:42 AM »

are the rape cages co-ed?

Second sentence of the post.
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Re: Say gang, I've got this GREAT IDEA!
« Reply #6 on: May 26, 2010, 11:56:01 AM »

Does working for the rape-cagers pay well?

Yes. Good bennies and good retirement.
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Re: Say gang, I've got this GREAT IDEA!
« Reply #7 on: May 26, 2010, 11:56:50 AM »

Does working for the rape-cagers pay well?

Yes. Good bennies and good retirement.

Decisions, decisions...
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Re: Say gang, I've got this GREAT IDEA!
« Reply #8 on: May 26, 2010, 12:03:59 PM »

This idea sounds intriguing. I wish to know more.
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Re: Say gang, I've got this GREAT IDEA!
« Reply #9 on: May 26, 2010, 12:13:26 PM »

BTW, I posted this on a gun forum. I hope it gets me banned.
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Re: Say gang, I've got this GREAT IDEA!
« Reply #10 on: May 26, 2010, 12:25:59 PM »

BTW, I posted this on a gun forum. I hope it gets me banned.

Shit, I posted it on 4chan and they LIKE it.

Scary.

http://boards.4chan.org/b/res/232103969#232112199 (DEAD NOW)

Look while it's still there.
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« Reply #11 on: May 26, 2010, 12:31:42 PM »

BTW, I posted this on a gun forum. I hope it gets me banned.

LINK.
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« Reply #14 on: May 26, 2010, 01:12:50 PM »

Can I be one of the people who goes out and catches people to throw in the rape cage?  I promise to never abuse my power and capture people just because they have large amounts of cash I want to confiscate or even just look at me funny.  I also promise to capture them politely and without exerting unnecessary force such as tazering someone having a diabetic seizure.  I will never invade someone's house in the middle of the night to toss them in the rape cage for possession of a small amount of a hallucinogenic substance and shoot their Corgi in the process. 

Rape cage.  The cage that rapes people.

Oh wait, that's Death Bed: the bed that eats people. 
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