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Title: Ruth almost has it right
Post by: Torgo on July 24, 2005, 11:27:30 AM
Torgo is teh sex....and Torgo is on FTL...so, by proxy FTL is teh sex.

I guess that was just probably too much to fit on a sign, but I know it's what she meant.  :-P

-Torgo
Title: Re: Ruth almost has it right
Post by: Lindsey on July 24, 2005, 11:29:16 AM
You frighten me.
Title: Re: Ruth almost has it right
Post by: Torgo on July 24, 2005, 11:31:48 AM
You frighten me.

...and you like it  :-P

-Torgo
Title: Re: Ruth almost has it right
Post by: Lindsey on July 24, 2005, 12:33:58 PM
You wish.   :P
Title: Re: Ruth almost has it right
Post by: Puke on July 24, 2005, 01:24:49 PM
In another fifty years that is how everyone will spell "the".
But anyway, how about some pictures of the cohosts?
Come on, out with it!
Title: Re: Ruth almost has it right
Post by: Torgo on July 24, 2005, 02:48:42 PM
In another fifty years that is how everyone will spell "the".
But anyway, how about some pictures of the cohosts?
Come on, out with it!

I honestly don't think that anyone has pics of Jason at all...but if you want my pic, here it is...

http://imghost.eatshirt.com/snazzo/headshot-web-medium.jpg

or....

http://imghost.eatshirt.com/snazzo/bigshow.jpg
Title: Re: Ruth almost has it right
Post by: Puke on July 24, 2005, 02:53:38 PM
Ooo, a fancy head shot.
Thanks, I like putting a face to the voice.
Is that for when you do your stand up?
How is that going?
Too bad I didn't still live in Savannah, I'd come to a show.
Such is life though.
Title: Re: Ruth almost has it right
Post by: Torgo on July 24, 2005, 03:51:49 PM
Yep, the headshot is for all my comedy goodness.  The stand-up stuff is going pretty well.  I've got a couple more shows coming up this week.  Hopefully within the next year I can start doing some feature work where it'll be worth it for me to travel around.  Who knows, I might wander over towards Texas at that point.

If you want to see how funny I'm not, though...I have a video of my first time ever on stage....

http://www.eatshirt.com/scott/ClassShow.wmv

This is from April, one week after I finished the stand-up class at McCurdy's Comedy Theatre in Sarasota.

-Torgo
Title: Re: Ruth almost has it right
Post by: Puke on July 24, 2005, 05:42:33 PM
That wasn't too shabby.
I thought it pretty damn funny. I like that kind of humor, and is your Dad all right after the heart attack.
Good stuff.
I could tell you were nervous, you looked like you might just run off the stage a couple times.
I know I would probably shit myself trying to be funny in front of all those people.

One thing I couldn't understand though is what was the last thing you said?
"...it's all ready out of your mind."
Title: Re: Ruth almost has it right
Post by: bonerjoe on July 24, 2005, 05:53:41 PM
Your avatar has a neck and you don't. Is that supposed to be ironic or something?
Title: Re: Ruth almost has it right
Post by: bonerjoe on July 24, 2005, 06:00:11 PM
Heh, your act is 80% funny.
Title: Re: Ruth almost has it right
Post by: Driven on July 24, 2005, 06:05:23 PM
In another fifty years that is how everyone will spell "the".
But anyway, how about some pictures of the cohosts?
Come on, out with it!

I honestly don't think that anyone has pics of Jason at all...but if you want my pic, here it is...

http://imghost.eatshirt.com/snazzo/headshot-web-medium.jpg

or....

http://imghost.eatshirt.com/snazzo/bigshow.jpg

Wow you look like a long haired version of my friend Russ.  http://www.super-nerve.com/misdirected/pics/174.jpg
Title: Re: Ruth almost has it right
Post by: Lindsey on July 24, 2005, 06:14:02 PM
I so should not have watched that.  Plus, I only caught about half of what you said.  Meh...

Someone needs to take pictures of Jason...just because.  It's only fair.
Title: Re: Ruth almost has it right
Post by: useless_mike on July 24, 2005, 06:16:00 PM
Yes, everyone should be photographed...
Title: Re: Ruth almost has it right
Post by: Torgo on July 24, 2005, 06:21:09 PM
That wasn't too shabby.
I thought it pretty damn funny. I like that kind of humor, and is your Dad all right after the heart attack.
Good stuff.
I could tell you were nervous, you looked like you might just run off the stage a couple times.
I know I would probably shit myself trying to be funny in front of all those people.

One thing I couldn't understand though is what was the last thing you said?
"...it's all ready out of your mind."

Yes, I was nervous as all hell.  Like I said, first time on stage.  I've gotten a bit more confident since then.

The last thing I said was "If you didn't like it....Les already has your money".  The club is operated by Les McCurdy, who was doing the whole emcee thing that night.  So, that joke was really just for the people in the room.  :-P

-Torgo
Title: Re: Ruth almost has it right
Post by: Torgo on July 24, 2005, 06:22:04 PM
Your avatar has a neck and you don't. Is that supposed to be ironic or something?

My ex-wife drew the picture that I'm using as my avatar...I think that's how she wanted me to look, which could be one of the reasons we're no longer married.   :-P

-Torgo
Title: Re: Ruth almost has it right
Post by: Lindsey on July 24, 2005, 06:25:28 PM
You just don't let up on that funny thing, do you?
Title: Re: Ruth almost has it right
Post by: Puke on July 24, 2005, 06:56:10 PM
The last thing I said was "If you didn't like it....Les already has your money".  The club is operated by Les McCurdy, who was doing the whole emcee thing that night. 

That explains it. It is funny though. Now that I know the context.
Title: Re: Ruth almost has it right
Post by: FTL_Ian on July 24, 2005, 10:19:27 PM
Wow.. you did a super job on that, Torgo.  Jackie and I were laughing out loud.  You're very good at self-deprecation, and improvising with the audience.  I wish I could have been there.
Title: Re: Ruth almost has it right
Post by: FTL_Ian on July 24, 2005, 10:20:31 PM
I so should not have watched that.  Plus, I only caught about half of what you said.  Meh...

Someone needs to take pictures of Jason...just because.  It's only fair.

Heh.. you just know he's the hottest co-host, Lindsey!   8)
Title: Re: Ruth almost has it right
Post by: Lindsey on July 24, 2005, 11:53:57 PM
Ian, I'm going to kill you for two reasons.  One, because you're actually calling him Torgo.  Two, because I'm sorry to say that wasn't funny.   :P

You know it's you I want...*cof*   :lol:
Title: Re: Ruth almost has it right
Post by: FTL_Ian on July 25, 2005, 12:26:26 AM
You haven't seen Jason yet, have you?  :lol:
Title: Re: Ruth almost has it right
Post by: Lindsey on July 25, 2005, 12:53:24 AM
No, I haven't.  Give him to me!    :lol:
Title: Re: Ruth almost has it right
Post by: revmar on October 01, 2005, 02:23:06 AM
Yep, the headshot is for all my comedy goodness.  The stand-up stuff is going pretty well.  I've got a couple more shows coming up this week.  Hopefully within the next year I can start doing some feature work where it'll be worth it for me to travel around.  Who knows, I might wander over towards Texas at that point.

If you want to see how funny I'm not, though...I have a video of my first time ever on stage....

http://www.eatshirt.com/scott/ClassShow.wmv

This is from April, one week after I finished the stand-up class at McCurdy's Comedy Theatre in Sarasota.

-Torgo
Funny stuff Torgo.  Really good for the first time on stage!
Title: Re: Ruth almost has it right
Post by: sarararar on October 26, 2005, 10:44:08 PM
July 24th is my birthday.