Shaw Chili - (WARNING, I use frigging beans in my chili, get over it.)
Stuff you need:
Stewing beef or a roast cubed into one inch pieces. (I use roast) /Quantity - A bunch.
Roma tomatoes, diced or sliced /Quantity - About twice as much as the meat, it looses mass from water cooking off.
Beans, I like a mix. White kidney, red kidney, and black beans. /Quantity - A little less than the quantity of meat.
Garlic /Quantity - As much as you like. I'm not a snob about it. Powder is fine.
Red bell pepper /Quantity - one or two, depending how much you're making.
Habanero or Scotch bonnet pepper /Quantity - one or a part of one, to taste.
Celery /Quantity - one stalk.
Fresh mustard greens or some horseradish /Quantity - A handful or a tablespoon.
Jim Beam /Quantity - A cup or so.
Vinegar /Quantity, 1/4 cup or so.
Alright, take your bell pepper, hot chili pepper, celery, and mustard greens, and blend the shit out of them until they are pretty much liquid. This is your Flavor Blast Zone.
Throw everything into a pot or crock pot.
Cook it for six hours or more. Overnight is better. You want the meat to be shredding up when you stir it.
Put it on some rice, and have a lot of bread and milk around. Rice is obviously optional, but I dig it that way.
Eat that bitch. Eat it GOOOD.