ROBOTHEAD BUFFALO ESCAPED HIS GIANT PEN METAL CAGE THING WITH ANKLE HOLDERS AT 4:20 THIS MORNING, AND HASN'T BEEN SEEN SINCE. HAVOC IS PANDEMONIUM, AND THIS IS CHAOS. EVERYTHING IS RUINED. STAND BY FOR A DESCRIPTION IF ROBOTHEAD BUFFALO... ... ...................................
IT HAS BEEN REPORTED BY EYE-WITENSS INDIVIDUALS ROBOTHEAD BUFFALO IS APPROXIMATELY HUGE, AND HAS A WAIT what?
They've withdrawn their statement? They won't go on to confirm? They won't say that robot head buffalo has a robot head and a buffalo body. Are you serious?
I quit.