I dont tip niggers because they will just go buy crack with it.
I dont tip Jews because they are cheap and would never appreciate it, they always want more.
I dont tip Japs because they blew OUR shit up at Pearl Harbor, and I figure they owe me instead.
I dont tip whites because they still owe the native americans a shit-ton of cash ..... once thats paid up I might start.
I dont tip native americans because, well, they are too dumb to work at a restaurant anyway and besides that, theyre too busy drinking all the time.
I suggest you make a list of your own................ it comes in handy and might even save you some cash when you go out to eat.
P.S. - I DO tip midgets and retards though, but always add a little note to the tip.......... something like "go buy yourself some longer legs and fingers....and a smaller head too" or "take this and go buy yourself some more brain cells, ya dumb fuck"........... a tip inside of a tip you might say.
I just wanna make the world a better place