[...] Have another shot of cheap vodka. |
Hey now, why the elevation of hostility? This thread is about me and my sex life. To each his own.
And I've had very little alcohol in my lifetime total; less than 20 drinks in the past year, and my last drink was on October 23rd. Don't plan on having one again,
ever.
I can't for the life of me fathom why someone would feel the need to make a choice between intellectual conquest and orgasms. |
Neither do I, but most people seem to sacrifice the former for the latter quite a bit...
If it's a time issue, surely Libman has wasted exponentially more time here blathering on than he has orgasming. |
Hey now, that was some of the greatest blathering ever achieved by a member of the human race! An exploration of a thousand different facets of the human condition - never mindless, never repetitive, and preserved for greater glory of all mankind! And, sure, some of it was infantile, but that's the whole point - ideas such as that don't often get explored on an open literary level. And it was very therapeutic too.
I already have sexual compatibility and a real friend.
Said friend lives more than five hundred miles away from me though |
Are you sure it was both friendship and sexual compatibility, without one compromising the other? I'm not saying that's impossible, just highly unlikely, especially with all the monkey hormones getting in the way of sound judgment. In any case, you've tried to attain happiness from outside of your own self, and you've paid the price that most people do...
I'm a crazy agoraphobic lesbian. Getting out of the house to check the mail once a day is an achievement for me. |
It's so nice to be able to feel sympathy for you without any hint of actionable sexual attraction, which would have existed otherwise. The one thing I've never experienced was... someone like you...