Meat analogue can be used to simulate any part of the Libman, but real Libman flesh is only available from his muscular
calves (below the knee):
Yup, that's many years of walking (though not much running the last 10 years), hiking (sometimes with a heavy backpack dawn to dusk), squatting, calf-raising, and leg-pressing at the local gym. Here's what an 8oz slice will look like:
Yes, your $10,000,000/lb must be in a verified
escrow account before your bid will be considered. The seller reserves the right to cancel the transaction at any time, including if not enough buyers are available to make amputation of lower extremities worthwhile.