Random thoughts on consensual cannibalism...

[AL the Inconspicuous]

So, if its 10 million for a pound of Libman meat, each ounce comes to $625,000.  How about this deal then..... I will take your aortic valve and pay for it when I get it in the mail.

I already defined my terms - only meat from my lowermost extremities is for sale, you need to pay a non-refundable $1000 retainer fee to even receive information on how to escrow funds, it may take several months to find sufficient buyers to make amputation worth my while, and I reserve the right to cancel at any time.  Also the price will be adjusted for inflation during the waiting period.