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AL the Inconspicuous

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Random thoughts on consensual cannibalism...
« on: February 18, 2010, 03:14:15 AM »

Human meat tastes like pork - or so I hear.

Here's your chance to find out for yourself:

  • Libman meat auction starting at $10,000,000/lb + S&H.

  • Replenishable bodily fluids starting at $10/oz - but prices rise fast!


  • Libman in vitro meat and in vitro organ meat - coming soon to a butcher-shop near you.

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Re: Random thoughts on consensual cannibalism...
« Reply #1 on: February 18, 2010, 03:38:11 AM »

Is that organic meat?

AL the Inconspicuous

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Re: Random thoughts on consensual cannibalism...
« Reply #2 on: February 18, 2010, 03:46:50 AM »

Meat analogue - yes.

Real Libmanmeat - no.
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Re: Random thoughts on consensual cannibalism...
« Reply #3 on: February 18, 2010, 12:06:11 PM »

Do I get to select where my one pound of Libman Flesh comes from? Like shoulder or rump roast, or is it going to be powdered corns and toe-nail clippings?
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Re: Random thoughts on consensual cannibalism...
« Reply #4 on: February 18, 2010, 12:22:57 PM »

How much to have you gorge on butter for a few weeks and then get a slice of your liver?
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Re: Random thoughts on consensual cannibalism...
« Reply #5 on: February 18, 2010, 03:42:29 PM »

Meat analogue can be used to simulate any part of the Libman, but real Libman flesh is only available from his muscular calves (below the knee):



Yup, that's many years of walking (though not much running the last 10 years), hiking (sometimes with a heavy backpack dawn to dusk), squatting, calf-raising, and leg-pressing at the local gym.  Here's what an 8oz slice will look like:



Yes, your $10,000,000/lb must be in a verified escrow account before your bid will be considered.  The seller reserves the right to cancel the transaction at any time, including if not enough buyers are available to make amputation of lower extremities worthwhile.
« Last Edit: February 18, 2010, 04:27:46 PM by Alex Libman »
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Re: Random thoughts on consensual cannibalism...
« Reply #6 on: February 18, 2010, 04:44:03 PM »

these are the kind of Libman posts I love. 
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Re: Random thoughts on consensual cannibalism...
« Reply #7 on: February 18, 2010, 04:50:03 PM »

You mean, it might be okay that soilent green is people?
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AL the Inconspicuous

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Re: Random thoughts on consensual cannibalism...
« Reply #8 on: February 18, 2010, 05:14:24 PM »

I never saw Soylent Green (except the clip where we learn it's made of people), and it's not exactly a priority for me - yet another greenie propaganda film.  Don't they know how agriculturally inefficient it is to pass nutrients through an animal first?!  Anyway, was the rendering of human flesh consensual in that movie?  I doubt it.  And even if it supposedly was - there should be limits to validity of consent, like when it comes to things government brainwashes you to consent to and never gives you a chance to analyze your options objectively...

My offer is 100% consensual, and the business methods behind it 100% transparent (to the buyer at least, but Mommy Government isn't a party to our agreement).  No one is pressuring me into doing this.  Amputation will be documented under strict medical supervision.  You can use DNA to verify that it is my meat.  Etc.
« Last Edit: February 18, 2010, 05:17:57 PM by Alex Libman »
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Re: Random thoughts on consensual cannibalism...
« Reply #9 on: March 01, 2010, 02:45:29 PM »

The rendering of human flesh into food actually was consensual in that movie. You signed up for euthanasia and they got to do whatever they wanted with your body in exchange.
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Re: Random thoughts on consensual cannibalism...
« Reply #10 on: March 01, 2010, 02:53:24 PM »

You can't have legitimate consent to a power monopoly that is based on secrecy, brainwashing, and force!
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Re: Random thoughts on consensual cannibalism...
« Reply #11 on: March 01, 2010, 02:56:34 PM »

Dude, I said I totally wasn't going to use it for that.
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Re: Random thoughts on consensual cannibalism...
« Reply #12 on: March 01, 2010, 03:36:43 PM »

I'll take a pound of flesh...............
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Re: Random thoughts on consensual cannibalism...
« Reply #13 on: March 01, 2010, 04:27:14 PM »

Serious buyers only.  If you're a serious buyer and want to spend $10,000,000/lb on Libmanmeat, send a PayPal payment of a $1000 non-refundable retainer to:
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$MyFirstNameInitial$MyLastName\@ssl-mail.com

Oh, and I side with Shylock on the freedom of contract thing, BTW.
« Last Edit: March 01, 2010, 04:29:10 PM by Alex Libman »
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Re: Random thoughts on consensual cannibalism...
« Reply #14 on: March 01, 2010, 04:55:46 PM »

So, if its 10 million for a pound of Libman meat, each ounce comes to $625,000. How about this deal then.....


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