you want asshole?
porcupines
fuckers have NO LEGITIMATE PURPOSE on this planet...
how do they fuck, for chrissakes?
our stupid rat-dog (dachsund (sp?) dunno...don care)
has @ 12 under his belt............
he never fucking wins.
it's a loss leader w/ these fucking things, unless you have thumbs & guns
i shot the first one he got into as a pup.....a mother up a tree.
big bald spot on her back from the last hapless fuck.
3 shots w/ a 9mm
2 body shots & the bitch didn budge
head shot to drop her out the tree.
i figured, (patting myself on the back) ''we'll show them''
until a week later & i'm up in the woods chasing asshole dog & (w/ fl-lite off) hear dozens of scurrying fucks running off in the underbrush.......slooshing thru the fallen leaves..
& i had the revelation:
these fucking things are like the viet cong.
i could kill 20-a-day & not even make a fucking dent.
so, of course, i called westmoreland & macnamara........
we're gonna drop back & napalm/agent orange my entire hillside