Free Talk Live => General => Topic started by: Ben on May 26, 2009, 06:40:49 PM
Title: President Obama walks into a bar....
Post by: Ben on May 26, 2009, 06:40:49 PM
This came from tshirthell.com (http://www.tshirthell.com/miscpages/newsletter/newsletter_052509.php)
President Obama walks into a bar. Everyone applauds. He sits on a stool. Everyone applauds. He orders a beer. Everyone applauds. He says "Shut the fuck up, you sheep! None of this matters!" Everyone applauds. Then he rips off his face and reveals that the president has been nothing but a cyborg who changes his mask every few years ever since Kennedy died. The bar patrons realize freedom of choice has been nothing but an illusion their entire lives. They're fine with that and decide to vote for an Asian mask in 2012.
So true.
Title: Re: President Obama walks into a bar....
Post by: NHArticleTen on May 26, 2009, 07:02:08 PM
Title: Re: President Obama walks into a bar....
Post by: rookie on May 27, 2009, 12:53:43 AM
Six million really old Jews walk into a bar and one of them says "We went hiking and got lost for a really long time. I hope no one jumped to any crazy conclusions about us." (http://bbs.freetalklive.com/index.php?topic=27429.0)