Pictures of Your Pets!

[The ghost of a ghost of a ghost]

[The ghost of a ghost of a ghost]

Bitch is crazy for Penn and Wilson's balls

[Laetitia]

Nooooo! Too adorable! Must avert eyes!

[The ghost of a ghost of a ghost]

You can have the one on the right.  Matter of fact, I'll pay you 20 boxes of milkbones to take her.

[Laetitia]

You can have the one on the right.  Matter of fact, I'll pay you 20 boxes of milkbones to take her.

Thanks, but I have my hands full with Clifford the Wookie. (8 month old collie-shepherd mix) He's great for keeping my sweet 10 year old dog active, but man is he high maintenance in comparison.

[The ghost of a ghost of a ghost]

Yeah, we got Greta, A.K.A. "re-Greta" to keep Lilly (the fluffy dog) active.  We've decided no more puppies-ever!  If anything we'll adopt a 2-3 year old from a shelter instead.  You forget how puppies act, but they sure do look cute in pictures.

[Lindsey]

You can have the one on the right.  Matter of fact, I'll pay you 20 boxes of milkbones to take her.

I want her.  She's sooooooooooooooo cute.   

[Bill Brasky]

The dog next door to me howls in tone with sirens from the highway down yonder.  arrooo  woroworw 

Its cute.  He's a beagle I've named Jack.  I don't know what they've named him, but it doesn't matter, because in My World all beagles are named Jack, and thats just how it is. 

[CaL DaVe]

Speaking of neighbor dogs. The Bull Mastif that lives behind me broke through my rear fence, then broke through my side fence to get to my other neighbor's yard and hump his bitch.

I came home from work and my side neighbor said "Your dog is in my yard"
"Really? Ok I'll go get her." I said.

I look over the fence and see the bull mastif going to town on his Huskey. Then I look over my fence and see my dogs in my yard. My little angels!  I think.

I tell him "That ain't my dog."
He says "well it came through your fence"
I repeat "That is not my animal"


I go inside my house and put my dogs in and inspect the fence situation. The side neighbor does the stupidest thing he could think of. He goes up to the dogs while they are still getting busy. He almost loses a hand when the male lunges at him, but is saved by the fact that dogs get stuck to each other.


I hear the comotion and ask him what happened and he says "I was going to try and get him off."

I said "leave them alone you can't do anything now."

After inspecting the fence I told him where the dog came from and he went to their house and they came to get the dog.

This weekend I'm building a new fence that the rear neighbor is paying for.

[AL the Inconspicuous]

This whole thread is epicspeciestraitorfail!  (Or, rationaleconomicactortraitorfail if you wanna get technical.)  But this...


FAILGASM!!!

Pets, Harry Potter, straws / twizzlers, crappy photography, lame attempts at motivational posters, two spaces where there should be none or a dash - this has all the things I hate (except government) in one image! 

The tiles are nice though.  I like tiles.

[billinky]

Benji and Buster


Buster and Benji

[The ghost of a ghost of a ghost]

This whole thread is epicspeciestraitorfail!  (Or, rationaleconomicactortraitorfail if you wanna get technical.)  But this...


FAILGASM!!!

Pets, Harry Potter, straws / twizzlers, crappy photography, lame attempts at motivational posters, two spaces where there should be none or a dash - this has all the things I hate (except government) in one image!  

The tiles are nice though.  I like tiles.

Libman, I really want to like you, but sometimes you can be such a dipshit.

[AL the Inconspicuous]

Thank you. 

[The ghost of a ghost of a ghost]

Certainly. 
I do have a question...please feel free to add music if the story deserves it.

Did your parents make you put the puppy/kitten back out in the alley when you were a kid?  Say that couldn't afford another mouth to feed?  Then the next day you found the puppy/kitten frozen to the alleyway staring up at you with cold-dead abandoned eyes? 

Please don't go into any bullshit diatribe like the one from your species traitor post, I read that.  I don't buy it, I want you to answer the question posted above.

[AL the Inconspicuous]

Music:

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Dim the lights.




(clears throat)

I never had any pets.

Fin.