Carrot Top is actually an agent of the Israeli Mossad black-ops death squad, and his cover is a thousand shows a year in every major city which nobody actually attends.
I went to one of his shows here. 10 years ago or so. Sold out.
But that was before he went all cosmetic surgery fucked eyebrow steroid bodybuilder freakazioid.
The early shows were a carefully scripted corroboration of the Zionist Humor Corps and the State of Israel, along with the zionist-owned media outlets to lull the populace into a false sense of security. They all now take for granted that he is appearing in these shows, and have no urge to attend because he's so freakishly repulsive, which lends him an alibi to be anywhere at any time, hiding and operating in plain sight.
Its a dastardly, fiendish plan. If you're ever given a ticket, DO NOT ATTEND. The sold-out thing is a complete ruse, its actually by invitation only. Anyone who goes in never comes out the same. They may be killed outright, or brainwashed and re-programmed. he'll come swooping down out of the stage-lights like a huge gargoyle and have his way with you, whatever the objective of his mission is, blasting a sub-sonic alien tongue that will turn your brain to pure frozen panic as it recoils in horror from his true form.
Random sightings of the Moth Man are actually his celebration flights after a particularly gruesome killing spree. He's become almost too powerful for the Israelis to control any more, and when the day comes where he is no longer under their direction, the world will falter and collapse under his thousand-year reign as the earthly soldier of Satan himself.
This is, of course, prophesied to occur on December 21st, 2012, which will usher in the Millennium of Darkness.