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Free Talk Live => General => Topic started by: The Green Bastard on July 23, 2010, 01:29:41 AM
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OK,
So, am I the only one who is freaked out by how many women are overly sculpting their eyebrows as of late? I think it makes women look like an alien or totally fucking insane. I don't mind a little trimming here and there to prevent a unibrown but a majority of women I see in bars lately creep the fuck out of me with the eye brow trimming thing. Can someone please explain the trend to me?
Also, fuck off with the capri pants. We get it, you want to wear shorts but your thighs are too big. Wear normal pants or get on the treadmill. It's not that difficult to figure out.
Hugs and smooches :)
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I couldn't agree more, but I don't give a damn about capri pants.
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I couldn't agree more, but I don't give a damn about capri pants.
Unless she has cankles. Then I have a problem.
(http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:H6d8mFNbeC5JSM:http://i282.photobucket.com/albums/kk256/aliekhat1/cankles.jpg)
Or a "HE" is wearing them.
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:)
I am guessing the booze caused me to throw the capri pants thing in there. They don't bug me too much, I just find them unappealing.
The trimmed eyebrow thing on the otherhand... holy mother-of-fuck does it creep me out.
I have traveled most of the US within the last few years and have really noticed an extreme rise in the overly plucked, insane alien look amongst women I meet.
Does this get on anyone else's nerves or is it just me? 95% of my time in bars lately has been devoted to a single thought, "What in the fuck was she thinking with her eyebrows?" (the other 5% is devoted to thinking about the capri pants :) )
I would love to hear a female's opinion.
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Like drawn on eyebrows? WTF?
(http://gobackandchange.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/eyebrows__opt.jpg)
Fail.
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David Icke has a perfectly good explanation for this phenomenon. Steer clear at all costs.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_reptilian_humanoids
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Painted on eyebrows have their place- namely in creepy clown faces...
(http://images2.fanpop.com/images/photos/7000000/Pennywise-the-Clown-stephen-king-7071358-800-600.jpg)(http://galleryoftheabsurd.typepad.com/photos/portraits_of_humans/carrot_sketch.jpg)(http://fineartamerica.com/watermark.html?id=663602)
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I agree with your assessment. The thing that creeps me out even more is the number of MEN with these kind of eyebrows. I can understand men trimming their eyebrows to keep them from going all lloyd bridges on you, and to keep them nice and trim in the unibrow section and on the sides to keep them from growing too big, but when it comes to looking like a chick, man it weirds me out.
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"Twisted Balloons" reminds me of the "Twisted Balloon" bar in Shakes the Clown where all the clowns hang out and drink, bitching about their day of entertaining spoiled brats at birthday parties-etc.
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"Twisted Balloons" reminds me of the "Twisted Balloon" bar in Shakes the Clown where all the clowns hang out and drink, bitching about their day of entertaining spoiled brats at birthday parties-etc.
EXCELLENT movie!!!!
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I would love to hear a female's opinion.
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Painted on eyebrows have their place- namely in creepy clown faces...
(http://galleryoftheabsurd.typepad.com/photos/portraits_of_humans/carrot_sketch.jpg)
Two weeks ago I flew into town a couple of minutes after Air Force 1 finally cleared the airspace, and saw him just hanging around the baggage claim for no apparent reason. No handlers, no entourage, no rhyme or reason, and definitely no luggage. Just hanging out taking pictures with 4 or 5 tourists out of the thousands hanging out at the baggage claims.
The desperation to get someone, anyone, to come to his show that night was palpable. It was sad.
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I would love to hear a female's opinion.
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That was fun!
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Two weeks ago I flew into town a couple of minutes after Air Force 1 finally cleared the airspace, and saw him just hanging around the baggage claim for no apparent reason. No handlers, no entourage, no rhyme or reason, and definitely no luggage. Just hanging out taking pictures with 4 or 5 tourists out of the thousands hanging out at the baggage claims.
The desperation to get someone, anyone, to come to his show that night was palpable. It was sad.
About 10 years ago I was in Vegas, staying at the Tropicana. I had one of the garden suites(the old ones), which was perfect as a I had my dogger with me and could go straight out into a real nice courtyard. The downside of that room was that it also faced the MGM, and there is a giant screen there blurting out ads at people on the elevated people conveyor. Carrot Top was at the MGM, and his annoying ad played over and over on that damned thing.
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Carrot Top is actually an agent of the Israeli Mossad black-ops death squad, and his cover is a thousand shows a year in every major city which nobody actually attends.
Last night he had shows in Pittsburgh, Phoenix and Seattle. Think about it.
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I'm also not a fan of the ridiculously sculpted eyebrows. There's nothing wrong with keeping things neat, but it should never look unnatural, IMO. I have no problem with capris. It's all about who is wearing them.
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Carrot Top is actually an agent of the Israeli Mossad black-ops death squad, and his cover is a thousand shows a year in every major city which nobody actually attends.
I went to one of his shows here. 10 years ago or so. Sold out.
But that was before he went all cosmetic surgery fucked eyebrow steroid bodybuilder freakazioid.
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About 10 years ago I was in Vegas, staying at the Tropicana. I had one of the garden suites(the old ones), which was perfect as a I had my dogger with me and could go straight out into a real nice courtyard. The downside of that room was that it also faced the MGM, and there is a giant screen there blurting out ads at people on the elevated people conveyor. Carrot Top was at the MGM, and his annoying ad played over and over on that damned thing.
The garden suites are all being razed. It's too bad, but they are beyond repair (plumbing/electrical).
They are pouring a ton of money into renovating both towers and, I think, replacing the three-stories.
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Carrot Top is actually an agent of the Israeli Mossad black-ops death squad, and his cover is a thousand shows a year in every major city which nobody actually attends.
I went to one of his shows here. 10 years ago or so. Sold out.
But that was before he went all cosmetic surgery fucked eyebrow steroid bodybuilder freakazioid.
The early shows were a carefully scripted corroboration of the Zionist Humor Corps and the State of Israel, along with the zionist-owned media outlets to lull the populace into a false sense of security. They all now take for granted that he is appearing in these shows, and have no urge to attend because he's so freakishly repulsive, which lends him an alibi to be anywhere at any time, hiding and operating in plain sight.
Its a dastardly, fiendish plan. If you're ever given a ticket, DO NOT ATTEND. The sold-out thing is a complete ruse, its actually by invitation only. Anyone who goes in never comes out the same. They may be killed outright, or brainwashed and re-programmed. he'll come swooping down out of the stage-lights like a huge gargoyle and have his way with you, whatever the objective of his mission is, blasting a sub-sonic alien tongue that will turn your brain to pure frozen panic as it recoils in horror from his true form.
Random sightings of the Moth Man are actually his celebration flights after a particularly gruesome killing spree. He's become almost too powerful for the Israelis to control any more, and when the day comes where he is no longer under their direction, the world will falter and collapse under his thousand-year reign as the earthly soldier of Satan himself.
This is, of course, prophesied to occur on December 21st, 2012, which will usher in the Millennium of Darkness.
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lol
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Damn. I'm lucky it was so loud I couldn't hear him.
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Damn. I'm lucky it was so loud I couldn't hear him.
You're probably a ticking time bomb if you think escaped unscathed.
You should immediately contact the CIA and tell them you've been programmed by Carrot Top. Theres a good chance you'll be euthanized, but its still better than what may happen when your trigger phrase is flashed on television.
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(http://jdstone-wroq.itmblog.com/files/2008/07/mppt_beaker-n-carrot_full1.jpg)
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Removed eyebrows painted back on look stupendously ridiculous. If I were otherwise interested, I think would no longer be (it's that distracting.)
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Agreed on the eyebrows thing. I had that problem once, and then came to my senses. Now I look pretty much normal. As for capri pants, I think they're cute. I can't wear them because my ankles are swollen a lot. Not cankles, I guess...but swollen. :(
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About 10 years ago I was in Vegas, staying at the Tropicana. I had one of the garden suites(the old ones), which was perfect as a I had my dogger with me and could go straight out into a real nice courtyard. The downside of that room was that it also faced the MGM, and there is a giant screen there blurting out ads at people on the elevated people conveyor. Carrot Top was at the MGM, and his annoying ad played over and over on that damned thing.
The garden suites are all being razed. It's too bad, but they are beyond repair (plumbing/electrical).
They are pouring a ton of money into renovating both towers and, I think, replacing the three-stories.
Ya, I think the Garden Suites at the Tropicana are already gone. It's a shame they were really cool. I also heard that the Klondike was being razed. It was (is?) the Western looking casino/restaurant down by the airport on LVB where the "Leaving Las Vegas" sign is. Klondike had about the best 99 cent breakfast anywhere along with being a supreme people watching venue.All kinds of people would go there as a last stop before catching their flights, so there were always a fair amount of people there who have just gotten sheared and beaten up pretty good by Vegas. I remember going there when I was about 14 with my cousin who was 16 at the time, and seeing some of the biggest freaks on the planet in that joint.
(http://www.lasvegasvegas.com/viewer/d/33351-2/DSC_9274.JPG)
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Agreed on the eyebrows thing. I had that problem once, and then came to my senses. Now I look pretty much normal. As for capri pants, I think they're cute. I can't wear them because my ankles are swollen a lot. Not cankles, I guess...but swollen. :(
You're on your feet all day... not surprising. Bet you don't have the same problem when kicked back on your day off.
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Agreed on the eyebrows thing. I had that problem once, and then came to my senses. Now I look pretty much normal. As for capri pants, I think they're cute. I can't wear them because my ankles are swollen a lot. Not cankles, I guess...but swollen. :(
You're on your feet all day... not surprising. Bet you don't have the same problem when kicked back on your day off.
I'm not sure it ever really goes down all the way. Plus I've had a lot of fractures and sprains on both ankles. I did Google "cankles" and I don't think I'm quite there yet, even though I am a fatass. :lol: