Omegle thread: post your stranger-trolling logs here!

[MacFall]

http://omegle.com/

Here are a few of mine

Stranger: asl?
You: i am the singularity
You: ask me any question
You: wait fuck you already asked me one
You: that sort of ruins the whole shtick
You: 25/m/Pennsylvania
Stranger: tits or no tits, this is the question
You: You mean, do I have tits
You: or do I like tits?
You: Because the answer is yes to both
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: im a gay guy
You: i'm a straight guy
You: we should start a sitcom
Stranger: lets!
You: ok on a scale from 1 to a mexican stealing a car stereo, how stereotypical are you
Stranger: 5
Stranger: you?
You: Well I'm a free-market anarchist libertarian Christian metal fan who reads classic literature
You: so not very
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: are you a horny bitch
You: depends. are you m or f
Stranger: m
You: well alright then.
You: i assume you are horny guy
Stranger: yeah
You: is your dick hard
Stranger: OH YA
Stranger: CHAT ROOMS GET MY DICK SO HARD
You: MINE TOO
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: ı am male and searching have a webcam girl?
You: Yeah I have a webcam girl but I left the basement door open and she got out
You: she'll be back when she gets hungry
You: no skills you know
Stranger: from?
You: from the head trauma
You: she's got the learning capacity of a spring.
Stranger: age?
You: she is biologically capable of bearing children
You: that's all I know
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Rillion]

You will enjoy this: http://bbs.freetalklive.com/index.php?topic=29612.0

Also, your last conversation is my favorite.

[YixilTesiphon]

"anime incest ova" really caught my eye. The fuck?

[Zat]

Yes, the last one is full of win.

[rookie]

"on a scale from 1 to a mexican stealing a car stereo, how stereotypical are you"

[YixilTesiphon]

"on a scale from 1 to a mexican stealing a car stereo, how stereotypical are you"

And the dupe just responds like nothing's weird about it too, which is the best.

[Harry Tuttle]

This one was fun, but not very entertaining to outsiders I fear:

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: Hi
You: You are not looking for sex talk are you?
You: :0
You: ...
Stranger: NOOOOOOOOOO.
Stranger: Are you?
You: Nope
You: Is the world going to end in 2012?
Stranger: I sure hope not.
You: My theory is that it is a trick to get all of the losers to "off" themselves. Then the cool people will have the run of the earth
Stranger: Awesome.
Stranger: And how you planning to do that?
You: Yeah, things will be cooler - if a little more competitive.
You: Well, it isn't my plan, but I'm thinking they are trying to scare everyone with all of this talk of a doomsday scenario. A bunch of people will join cults and drink poisoned kool-aid. Plus there will be a major war in the middle east.
Stranger: I know there Idiots But..do they Really deserve to Die?
You: Meanwhile, I'll be drinking Jamba Juice and playing Diablo, waiting for them to disappear. After that, everyone left over is the smart 3/4 of the humans. Not to mention there will be a lot to talk about. You know: "can you believe what all of those cult members did at the burning man festival".
You: Deserve is a funny word. But really, if you join a suicide cult, that pretty much fits the definition of deserve for me.
Stranger: You have really thought about this haven't you.
You: Honestly, just for about 5 minutes. I just have a crazy sense of humor. About 2 hours from now I'll realize what I've said and be filled with regret.
You:
Stranger: Aww thats good. Cos' you kinda sound like a Pyscho
You: LOL
Stranger: In a Good Way
You: Your turn to introduce topic...
Stranger: Okay. What would Happen if urm, The only kind of Pie was Cherry.
You: Damn! that's a hard one.
You: I think it would be cool for about a week, then people would switch to alternate desserts. There would be a big surge in Brownie sales.
Stranger: So all the Pie Makers would lose there jobs. But just make Brownies Instead
Stranger: Wow I really am a Profound intellectual
You: Maybe not. Maybe there would be a renaissance in cherry pies. All sorts of varieties would crop up.
Stranger: Aslong as I hade Ice Cream i'd be happy.
You: That's crazy talk. A true cherry pie afficionado would never corrupt the perfect pie with ice cream.
You: :p
Stranger: I don't like Cherry Pie. :/
You: I got that idea from those people who feel so strongly against putting beans in chili
You: You would definitely fall into the Brownie camp then.
Stranger: Ha. Wow they don't get out much.
Stranger: Yesh. Brownie Camp Ftw! Wait would that mean you killed the Brownie camp so that only the Cherry Pie Crew (Good name right?) would be left.
You: It is funny how some people that get into a hobby get so divisive within that hobby.
You: Whoa. Are you saying that the Cherry Pie crew would row across the lake to the Brownie camp at night and attack?!?!
Stranger: I'm talking about full on toilet paper wipped cream attack
You: Shoot!
You: Those poor brownie lovers with their stomaches so heavy. I don't know if they have a chance!
You: Still, they could counter-attack with walnuts.
Stranger: They Play Fair. Those Cherry Pie-ers are just Evil and corrupt.
You: The only hope is that the cherries are slowed by the fudge.
Stranger: That would taste truly horrible.
You: Then the brownie camp is decimated. But wait....
You: A few brownies are aided in escape from renegade cherries who are secretly sympathetic. They sneak off to an island somewhere and begin creating cherry brownies.
You: They engage in a vigorous trade from a vanilla bean ice cream cartel.
Stranger: Great Idea! I hear Cherry Pies Mate for life, So they wouldn't breed very fast. :/
You: I'm relieved. I think I'm going to take off now and get a reeses pieces blizzard.
Stranger: Sounds Delicious.
You: Adios
Stranger: Byee
You have disconnected.

[MacFall]

You will enjoy this: http://bbs.freetalklive.com/index.php?topic=29612.0

Aw crap. I should have searched. Oh well I'm going to post my conversations over there.

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[Rillion]

You will enjoy this: http://bbs.freetalklive.com/index.php?topic=29612.0

Aw crap. I should have searched. Oh well I'm going to post my conversations over there.

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No need to close the thread!  It's not like there's some kind of thread economy around this place......just roll with it.  I just thought you might like to read the other one, too. 

[MacFall]

Yeah, I read it. I felt like my ribs had been smashed by a giant lolhammer by the end.

[MacFall]

Stranger: jaden yuki.. Im here to challenge you..
You: Challenge me, I haven't been challenged in months
Stranger: All right.
You: the last guy was hard to chew but he died too easy
Stranger: You know how to play Yu-Gi-Oh cards?
Stranger: Good.
Stranger: You are Jaden Yuki, so you better know.
Stranger: BLUE EYES WHITE DRAGON!! ATTACK!
You: Your blue eyes white dragon bursts into greasy flames at the sight of my brown eyes white-ass dragon
Stranger: nigger sdfu
Stranger: you dunno the game..
You: BROWN EYES
You: WHITE ASS
You: DRAGON
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Sam Gunn (since nobody got Admiral Naismith)]

Blue eyes, white, dragon?  Damn who knew Yu-Gi-Oh was white supremacist?

[MacFall]

Stranger: hallo?
You: In his whole life, perhaps, Franz had never before experienced so sudden an impression.
You: So rapid a transition from gaity to sadness as in this moment.
Stranger: tell me more
You: It seemed as though Rome, under the magic breath of some demon in the night, had changed into a vast tomb.
You: By a chance, which added yet more to the intensity of the darkeness, the moon, which was on the wane, did not rise until 11:00.
Stranger: is taht all?
Stranger: come on!
You: And the streets which the young man traversed were plunged in the deepest obscurity.
You: No there's about 2-300 more words
You: I mean pages
Stranger: ahahaha yesh
You: The distance was short (unlike the story.)
You: And at the end of 10 minutes his carriage, or rather, the count's, stopped before the Hotel de Londres
Stranger: if you trying to scare me off, then i win
You: Dinner was waiting, but as Alvin told him that he aw cramp nevermind.
You have disconnected.

[anarchir]

You: hello
Stranger: hiiii
Stranger: howz this
You: What do you mean how?
You: Are you drunk?
You: You're drunk aren't you.
Stranger: noooo
Stranger: i am notttttttttttttt

[anarchir]

Stranger: wann go on cam with me
You: Is he hot?
Stranger: huh
You: Cameron, is he hot. I need to know before I climb on top of him.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Stranger: Hey
You: Hi. My name's Stranger. Whats yours?
Stranger: Apparently I'm You
Stranger: ...oh GOD
Stranger: MY BRAIN
Your conversational partner has disconnected.