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Oh the agony.
« on: June 23, 2011, 04:23:18 PM »
Girlfriends mother has been with us for two weeks, I take her to the airport & she comes back that night...flight canceled. She gets to chose between leaving the next morning or a flight two days later. Chooses two days later. Today was two days later. She goes to the airport, flight was canceled again. She is still with us.

Get this woman out of here.

I beg of thee.
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« Reply #1 on: June 23, 2011, 05:09:49 PM »
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« Reply #2 on: June 23, 2011, 05:31:18 PM »
you want i should make a phone call?
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« Reply #3 on: June 23, 2011, 05:39:11 PM »
How much is her "removal" worth to you?
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« Reply #4 on: June 23, 2011, 05:51:51 PM »
Fuck your girlfriend, mid-day, on the livingroom couch when you know her moms gonna be moping around the house somewhere. Make sure her mom sees it, but do it in a way where it seems like it wasn't intentional, just out of respect.

She'll be willing to jump on a Greyhound bus filled with homeward-bound convicts and screaming babies, just to get away from the embarrasment.

If you do this, post the pics here.
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« Reply #5 on: June 23, 2011, 08:25:54 PM »
Two weeks is one week too long.  The rest is details. 
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« Reply #6 on: June 24, 2011, 01:30:23 AM »
Quote from: quickmike on June 23, 2011, 05:51:51 PM
Fuck your girlfriend, mid-day, on the livingroom couch when you know her moms gonna be moping around the house somewhere. Make sure her mom sees it, but do it in a way where it seems like it wasn't intentional, just out of respect.

She'll be willing to jump on a Greyhound bus filled with homeward-bound convicts and screaming babies, just to get away from the embarrasment.

If you do this, post the pics here.

Wouldnt work. My girlfriend and I are polite as can be around family but this lady makes sexual jokes about my girlfriend towards me. Carpet color/flexibility/etc.   

For many years of her life leading up to now this woman has behaved like a child. My girlfriend actually has to hide her own mothers medication and dispense it to her, and this lady hasnt paid for her own housing in who knows how long.
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« Reply #7 on: June 24, 2011, 01:30:48 AM »
Someone come and kidnap her.
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« Reply #8 on: June 24, 2011, 07:13:39 AM »
whitey's gonna be back in southy any day now...........
i'll get some phone numbers from 'im........
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« Reply #9 on: June 24, 2011, 07:27:30 AM »
Put down a plastic tarp, as if you were painting the main room.  Then murder her on it. 

Then wrap her carcass up in that, like a big plastic burrito.  Deposit the package into the trunk of a vehicle.  Preferably, not yours.

Drive somewhere.  Dump package.  Remove plastic.  Burn plastic. 

Drive home.



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« Reply #10 on: June 24, 2011, 09:43:37 AM »
I would give her some chores to do, laundry, house cleaning shit like that. Win or win.
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« Reply #11 on: June 24, 2011, 10:49:01 AM »
....or....
just start walking around naked....
slapping your cock back n forth with your hands as you walk, whilst singing
the theme from love boat
that old bag'll be outta there like daffy duck through a cartoon wall
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« Reply #12 on: June 24, 2011, 02:26:39 PM »
Driving to the airport for a third time today. Please let it not rein in Chicago.
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« Reply #13 on: June 24, 2011, 03:28:05 PM »
Quote from: anarchir on June 24, 2011, 02:26:39 PM
Driving to the airport for a third time today. Please let it not rein in Chicago.

Im really close to Chicago right now for work. Partly cloudy skies. Shouldn't be a problem.

If they do cancel again, just beat the fuck out of her with a phone book. Dont kill her like those other guys are saying.

That would be mean.

Good luck man.



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« Reply #14 on: June 25, 2011, 01:32:04 PM »
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fuckin guy leaves us hangin'
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