I think they should ban all forms of water, unless a tax is levied. That includes rain water, water from your well, water from a pond or any other source.
They should also ban gardens and any form of growing. Maybe put a tax on your lawn.... send a guy out to measure the length of your grass every couple of weeks. The faster your lawn grows, the more tax you pay.
Also, an internet tax. Monitor everyones internet service and charge a $0.05 tax for every MB of data transfered over your broadband. Yes, this would be good.
Stuff shaped like the state of Texas............ Tortilla chips, belt buckles, penises and what not, etc etc
There are a few more I would like to see, but im too tired right now to think of them.
No more free ride bitches!!!