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Title: Obama, Bringer of Peace, in Oslo
Post by: LordMarius on December 10, 2009, 09:04:44 AM
This has been quite a day here in Oslo. Your wonderful President, the leader of both The Land Of The Free and The Free World has just been given the Nobel Peace Prize in our City Hall.

It's ironic that such an event has brought our city to a total lockdown. Police officers, armed to the teeth with submachineguns, guard every corner. Gunships hovers low above our fair city. The American police state has descended upon Oslo, and everyone smile proudly, because "we" have awarded the Peace Prize to a man responsible for two wars on foreign soil. The so-called media has played their role as lapdogs by accepting that the Messiah could only be asked one - ONE - question by a Norwegian journalist. Who would be The Chosen One? Of course, one of the government TV station NRK's journalists, Anette Groth. But of course, not even The One Question was answered.

This whole ordeal is embarassing and depressing.
Title: Re: Obama, Bringer of Peace, in Oslo
Post by: NHArticleTen on December 10, 2009, 09:28:41 AM
Escape From Oslo, coming soon to a theatre near you!
Title: Re: Obama, Bringer of Peace, in Oslo
Post by: rookie on December 10, 2009, 12:23:56 PM
Quote from: Takeshi Kovacs on December 10, 2009, 10:12:12 AM
Anyone for some Arctic roll? Mystery as spiral blue light display hovers above Norway (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1234430/Mystery-spiral-blue-light-display-hovers-Norway.html) What do you think this is? Weird shit.


[youtube=425,350]WBNKBClDtxE[/youtube]
Title: Re: Obama, Bringer of Peace, in Oslo
Post by: AbstractVagabond on December 10, 2009, 02:50:24 PM
Quote from: starvingthemonkeysdotcom on December 10, 2009, 09:28:41 AM
Escape From Oslo, coming soon to a theatre near you!

But will Kurt Russell reprise his role? Or is he too old for the part by now?
Title: Re: Obama, Bringer of Peace, in Oslo
Post by: Cognitive Dissident on December 10, 2009, 02:56:26 PM
Sorry about that, Oslo.  I couldn't do much to stop him.
Title: Re: Obama, Bringer of Peace, in Oslo
Post by: Brooklyn Red Leg on December 10, 2009, 03:12:41 PM
Quote from: Takeshi Kovacs on December 10, 2009, 10:12:12 AM
What do you think this is? Weird shit.

Plasma discharge, if its not a man-made artifact (camera fuzzing etc). If its what people claim they saw, then its explained rather easily by Plasma Physics. Nature, if what I've read is true, tends to favour certain 'shapes' which is why plasma/electrical phenomena often look similar over many scales: from small plasma clouds modeled in labs, up through cyclones/hurricane all the way to galaxies.
Title: Re: Obama, Bringer of Peace, in Oslo
Post by: Sam Gunn (since nobody got Admiral Naismith) on December 10, 2009, 03:29:26 PM
Quote from: Brooklyn Red Leg on December 10, 2009, 03:12:41 PM
Quote from: Takeshi Kovacs on December 10, 2009, 10:12:12 AM
What do you think this is? Weird shit.

Plasma discharge, if its not a man-made artifact (camera fuzzing etc). If its what people claim they saw, then its explained rather easily by Plasma Physics. Nature, if what I've read is true, tends to favour certain 'shapes' which is why plasma/electrical phenomena often look similar over many scales: from small plasma clouds modeled in labs, up through cyclones/hurricane all the way to galaxies.
It's the Russians.  They reported having a failed ICBM launch from a submarine.  I guess one of the fins failed causing it to spin out of control in the way it did.
Title: Re: Obama, Bringer of Peace, in Oslo
Post by: hellbilly on December 10, 2009, 05:20:33 PM
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/12/09/article-1234430-0787DEA4000005DC-908_634x348.jpg)

I have a tattoo of the center portion of that spiral.. did it myself too!
Title: Re: Obama, Bringer of Peace, in Oslo
Post by: LordMarius on December 10, 2009, 06:23:26 PM
Quote from: Admiral Naismith on December 10, 2009, 03:29:26 PM
Quote from: Brooklyn Red Leg on December 10, 2009, 03:12:41 PM
Quote from: Takeshi Kovacs on December 10, 2009, 10:12:12 AM
What do you think this is? Weird shit.

Plasma discharge, if its not a man-made artifact (camera fuzzing etc). If its what people claim they saw, then its explained rather easily by Plasma Physics. Nature, if what I've read is true, tends to favour certain 'shapes' which is why plasma/electrical phenomena often look similar over many scales: from small plasma clouds modeled in labs, up through cyclones/hurricane all the way to galaxies.
It's the Russians.  They reported having a failed ICBM launch from a submarine.  I guess one of the fins failed causing it to spin out of control in the way it did.

It's always the damn russians.
Title: Re: Obama, Bringer of Peace, in Oslo
Post by: Diogenes The Cynic on December 10, 2009, 07:31:54 PM
This is embarrassing.
Title: Re: Obama, Bringer of Peace, in Oslo
Post by: Bill Brasky on December 11, 2009, 12:39:51 AM
(http://)(http://i364.photobucket.com/albums/oo89/steve_in_washington/fuckobama.jpg)
Title: Re: Obama, Bringer of Peace, in Oslo
Post by: TimeLady Victorious on December 11, 2009, 05:02:18 PM
inb4 libman takes credit for the plasma discharge
Title: Re: Obama, Bringer of Peace, in Oslo
Post by: NHArticleTen on December 11, 2009, 05:14:33 PM
The Man In Black
Johnny Cash, R.I.P.
(http://i364.photobucket.com/albums/oo89/steve_in_washington/fuckobama.jpg)

And all the other treasonous bureaucrats, jackboots, and mercenaries as well!

wouldn't piss on 'em, even if they were on fire...

.
Title: Re: Obama, Bringer of Peace, in Oslo
Post by: MasterShake on December 13, 2009, 12:05:49 AM
THink Im gonna write a parody of the Donald Fagan song "I. G. Y." about Obama...


"What a beautiful world this will be... What a glorious time to be free..."