gives a nice big middle finger to the state?
I think you just answered your own question
Seriously, though, your customers might not appreciate the middle finger on display.
The BEST, most EFFECTIVE middle finger you could possibly give, will take only a few minutes of your time.
Simply sit down and write an open letter. Explain, in a few sentences, that your business is your own private property. Explain that while you invite the public to be your clients, ultimately YOU pay the bills. Explain that the State of Ohio has lost sight of this fact, and that the State now sees fit to dictate in minute detail exactly how your building should be run, and indeed threatens you if you do not comply. Explain that you understand that once the notion of "private property" is so utterly abandoned, anyone familiar with 20th century history should rightly fear for ALL of their freedoms.
Explain that because of all of the above, you are freely taking your business and MOVING IT to New Hampshire, where thousands of others who, like yourself, respect private property and individual freedoms are gathering. As such you will be away from the power-mad Ohio bureaucracy.
Then go and sign the First 1000 pledge:
http://freestateproject.org/first1000