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Re: New Shriner - Whitney
« Reply #30 on: June 07, 2008, 09:59:09 PM »

If he said that, he's a fucking idiot.


Whitney looks hot in her photo, considering how people photograph, she's probably very attractive in person.  Snapshots are the worst way to determine attractiveness.  The viewer gets to scrutinize an amateurish shot, with flash and too much subject int he frame, the white shirt and dark background fucks with your overall impression. 

She is approximately 25 to 27 years old, 135 nlbs, maybe 140, 5'9'' and works as a whitecollar professional or a waitress in a mid to upscale dining establishment.  Not married, from a catholic background but probably agnostic with an observance of calendar holidays, also a non-smoker and sporting big C's or small D's - and I'm leaning to guess those are natural titties.  She doesn't wear much makeup because its hard t blend, had a hoop in her left eyebrow but no longer wears it and has most likely had her navel done, maybe more -- but probably no tattoos.  The blue eyes are natural, and she has at least one brother and one sister.  Finally, she gets her snatch waxed in the summer, or shaves, but keeps a landing strip because she's all red and likes to prove it. 




You're killing me here.  Whitney is SO attractive because she has all those freckles and the red hair.  I thought that she might be older, but as you mentioned photographs, especially with a flash, are a poor way to get a good grip on appearances.  What is really "hot" is her red eyebrows... and again as you have pointed out we know what that means... yes, she's sexy all over.  As Springsteen wrote "Your life's been wasted 'till you've got' down on your knees and tasted a Red Headed woman".

What a beauty!
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Re: New Shriner - Whitney
« Reply #31 on: June 07, 2008, 10:59:07 PM »

If he said that, he's a fucking idiot.


Whitney looks hot in her photo, considering how people photograph, she's probably very attractive in person.  Snapshots are the worst way to determine attractiveness.  The viewer gets to scrutinize an amateurish shot, with flash and too much subject int he frame, the white shirt and dark background fucks with your overall impression. 

She is approximately 25 to 27 years old, 135 nlbs, maybe 140, 5'9'' and works as a whitecollar professional or a waitress in a mid to upscale dining establishment.  Not married, from a catholic background but probably agnostic with an observance of calendar holidays, also a non-smoker and sporting big C's or small D's - and I'm leaning to guess those are natural titties.  She doesn't wear much makeup because its hard t blend, had a hoop in her left eyebrow but no longer wears it and has most likely had her navel done, maybe more -- but probably no tattoos.  The blue eyes are natural, and she has at least one brother and one sister.  Finally, she gets her snatch waxed in the summer, or shaves, but keeps a landing strip because she's all red and likes to prove it. 

Now that would be a fun game- good stuff :)

What do de winnah gets ?
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Re: New Shriner - Whitney
« Reply #32 on: June 07, 2008, 11:03:24 PM »



IDK, I'd probably tap that.  I sorta got a max-out on the freckles though, so IDK.
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Re: New Shriner - Whitney
« Reply #33 on: June 08, 2008, 12:37:25 AM »

I'm not knocking Whitney, because I think she's beautiful - but I'm beginning to think you guys find pretty much everyone attractive. 

yes.


At least you're honest.  +1
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Re: New Shriner - Whitney
« Reply #34 on: June 08, 2008, 11:31:43 AM »

Holy shit it's Whitney Shitney! :lol:
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Re: New Shriner - Whitney
« Reply #35 on: June 08, 2008, 01:00:20 PM »

I'm not knocking Whitney, because I think she's beautiful - but I'm beginning to think you guys find pretty much everyone attractive. 
I'm just a fan of red hair and freckles...and the lady being a liberty-lover is always a plus and should compensate for any lack of subjective values.

You'd do Kat Kanning?

"do"?

How old are you?  13?

You just got upset over pointless shit, so I'm going to take that as a yes.
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Re: New Shriner - Whitney
« Reply #36 on: June 08, 2008, 02:19:13 PM »

Do is a legitimate verb denoting sexual intercourse. I'd do Kat Kanning if she gave me a million dollars. Hell, you could have sex with her and not have to worry about any consequences from Russell (he said on FTL when he was co-hosting that if a rapist were raping his wife right in front of him, he wouldn't lift a finger to help her because it would be considered violence).

He didn't really say that did he?

(uh oh. Sorry for the hijack Whitney. But to get back on topic, I would "do" you too. :) )

Swear to fucking god. He was co-hosting that night. He's only co-hosted a couple of times, and I remember him saying that clearly. Someone called in and asked him if he would commit violence in self-defense, and he said no. Then the person asked him if someone was raping his wife, IN HIS HOUSE, right in front of him, if he would fight off the attacker, he still said no. Jay remembers, and can back that craziness up.

Meh...
Over a year ago I asked them what they would do if half a dozen cops were gang-banging Kira...

They refused to answer and thought it was terrible that I would pose that scenario since Kira reads the forums...

I thought it was important for Kira to know who she could count on...and who...not so much...

So...as the situation stands...they'll get a free ride from Russell or Kat...but I'll still defend Kira...

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Re: New Shriner - Whitney
« Reply #37 on: June 08, 2008, 02:21:22 PM »

I'm not knocking Whitney, because I think she's beautiful - but I'm beginning to think you guys find pretty much everyone attractive. 
I'm just a fan of red hair and freckles...and the lady being a liberty-lover is always a plus and should compensate for any lack of subjective values.

You'd do Kat Kanning?

"do"?

How old are you?  13?

You just got upset over pointless shit, so I'm going to take that as a yes.
I guess I just didn't expect this forum to be inundated with guys who either talk like horny 13 year olds with something to prove or creepy old guys writing detailed sexual profiles of women based on their pictures. 
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Re: New Shriner - Whitney
« Reply #38 on: June 08, 2008, 05:09:53 PM »

I'm not knocking Whitney, because I think she's beautiful - but I'm beginning to think you guys find pretty much everyone attractive. 
I'm just a fan of red hair and freckles...and the lady being a liberty-lover is always a plus and should compensate for any lack of subjective values.

You'd do Kat Kanning?

"do"?

How old are you?  13?

You just got upset over pointless shit, so I'm going to take that as a yes.
I guess I just didn't expect this forum to be inundated with guys who either talk like horny 13 year olds with something to prove or creepy old guys writing detailed sexual profiles of women based on their pictures. 

The Internet is SERIOUS FUCKING BUSINESS.
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Re: New Shriner - Whitney
« Reply #39 on: June 08, 2008, 07:16:46 PM »

I'm not knocking Whitney, because I think she's beautiful - but I'm beginning to think you guys find pretty much everyone attractive. 
I'm just a fan of red hair and freckles...and the lady being a liberty-lover is always a plus and should compensate for any lack of subjective values.

You'd do Kat Kanning?

"do"?

How old are you?  13?

You just got upset over pointless shit, so I'm going to take that as a yes.
I guess I just didn't expect this forum to be inundated with guys who either talk like horny 13 year olds with something to prove or creepy old guys writing detailed sexual profiles of women based on their pictures. 

Then you expected incorrectly.
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Re: New Shriner - Whitney
« Reply #40 on: June 16, 2008, 06:52:19 PM »

Yes, but the question everyone wants answered is: Are you a lesbian or not?!?
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Re: New Shriner - Whitney
« Reply #41 on: June 16, 2008, 09:44:59 PM »

How much you wanna bet "bi-curious"...
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Re: New Shriner - Whitney
« Reply #42 on: September 29, 2009, 12:31:16 AM »

It's wierd that everyone is so worked up about a female listener. I love women but who cares?

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