If I cared about sex enough to pay for it, I would have done so by now.
well... if you havent experienced it yet then ur missing out.
Maybe. I also haven't experienced a wilderness trek through Alaska, or skydiving, or deep-sea fishing. All of those are things I want to do, but none are high enough on my list of priorities for me to make the changes in my life that would be required to do them. And since I have absolutely no desire to have a one-night stand, I also am not ready to make the lifestyle changes that I would require of myself before having sex. That doesn't mean I don't want to have sex; it just means I'm quite happy not doing it yet.
You could go online for some social/dating advice i guess. Get some tips to act more suave with the ladies.
Tried it. I'm the exception that disproves the statement "this always works" when it comes to social/dating advice.