My Mail Carrier Must be High or a Drunk

[The Green Bastard]

I am done using the US mail at my residence. I receive more of my neighbors mail than I do my own. I do not know if the situation is the same with my neighboor but I can only assume yes. Cripes, there are only two houses within a four mile radius, How difficult can this be?

On an average month I receive the following

1) 1 bill that I cannot pay electronically...
2) 400 pieces of junk mail
3) An estimated 66% of my neighboors mail.

I use nothing but UPS or Fed Ex for deliveries anymore. I'm looking for a solution without being too much of a dick to the mail carrier. I am thinking about painting "THIS IS NOT THOMPSON'S MAILBOX!!!!" inside the door.

Any other ideas short of grabbing a chain saw and cutting the thing down? Hmmm... I guess I could hand deliver my one bill to the gas company.

[Terror Australis]

I am done using the US mail at my residence. I receive more of my neighbors mail than I do my own. I do not know if the situation is the same with my neighboor but I can only assume yes. Cripes, there are only two houses within a four mile radius, How difficult can this be?

On an average month I receive the following

1) 1 bill that I cannot pay electronically...
2) 400 pieces of junk mail
3) An estimated 66% of my neighboors mail.

I use nothing but UPS or Fed Ex for deliveries anymore. I'm looking for a solution without being too much of a dick to the mail carrier. I am thinking about painting "THIS IS NOT THOMPSON'S MAILBOX!!!!" inside the door.

Any other ideas short of grabbing a chain saw and cutting the thing down? Hmmm... I guess I could hand deliver my one bill to the gas company.

The mail guy wont be able to insert mail if the post box is full of concrete....just saying 

[ForumTroll]

I think you can legally remove it, but not alter it. LOL, laws.