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Bill Brasky

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My fuckin Zippo
« on: June 14, 2010, 03:04:15 AM »

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Re: My fuckin Zippo
« Reply #6 on: June 14, 2010, 04:43:50 AM »

You smoke the cheap stuff too huh?  I used to smoke those Sonomas too, until I found something cheaper, Poker's, made in Colombia.

I have two zippos.  I bought one because I thought it looked nice, and got a second for free from Camel in the mail which looks nice too.  I don't use either because they are a pain in the ass to refill every day.
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Re: My fuckin Zippo
« Reply #7 on: June 14, 2010, 09:46:00 AM »

Worn with love.
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Bill Brasky

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Re: My fuckin Zippo
« Reply #8 on: June 17, 2010, 01:36:50 AM »

You smoke the cheap stuff too huh?  I used to smoke those Sonomas too, until I found something cheaper, Poker's, made in Colombia.

I have two zippos.  I bought one because I thought it looked nice, and got a second for free from Camel in the mail which looks nice too.  I don't use either because they are a pain in the ass to refill every day.

I like the Sonomas for a few reasons. 

They're only about 70c cheaper than Marlboros, so I guess it saves me a few bucks a week.  Packaday, 21 a month.  Thats cool. 

But they don't shred my fucking lungs up as bad.  They're smoother than Marlboros, and I buy the 'hundreds', which I usually snipe and re-lite later.  I was never a sniper, but I kinda like taking a few whacks and sniping it, and thats become my normal thing lately.  Smoking a whole cigarette is not something I generally do anymore.  Unless I'm among people, and don't want to leave bones in the ashtray.

I also like truth in advertising, and "sonoma" is a piece of the word carcinoma.  It takes a certain amount of balls to call your smokes "sonoma".  I had a private chuckle when I had the joke-grenade go off in my head.  They get props for that.

Its like this and like that, and like this, and UH.

And thats some straight up shit nigga.



 
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Re: My fuckin Zippo
« Reply #9 on: June 17, 2010, 02:01:10 AM »

Worn with love.

You know it.

Do you get mental flashes dude?  I do.  That fuckin Zippo has been in all my glove boxes.  They probly call 'em "center consoles" down there.

I donno how its still with me.  But it is. 

I never used a fuckin Zippo dude.  Never once, in however long.  How old am I, eighty seven?  I filled that fucking thing twice.  Lookit how many cars I wrecked and shit.  How the fuck is that thing still with me?

Fuckin love, Bro.  Thats why.

Eighty seven fuckin years, I been carrying that fucker around, blasting my way through every-fucking-thing.  Its a miracle I live eighty-seven minutes.

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Fine.  Fourteen if you wanna be technical about it.  Math fags.   Rapists. 

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think your so mathematical amazing, with your powers of deduction.  calling me out, saying my mathis incorrect and wrong.  and now you're not sure who Johnny Mathis is.  Well good, because he's a fag just like you.


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Re: My fuckin Zippo
« Reply #10 on: June 17, 2010, 02:03:35 AM »

I wasn't talking to Bonerjoe at the end of that.  I was talking to you.

Unless you happen to be Bonerjoe.

Which I think you are, whether you'd like to admit it or not.

You're ALL  Bonerjoe.

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Re: My fuckin Zippo
« Reply #11 on: June 17, 2010, 02:06:42 AM »

I'm also kinda pissed nobody bought me a tattoo yet.

Just sayin.

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Re: My fuckin Zippo
« Reply #12 on: June 17, 2010, 12:57:24 PM »

I wasn't talking to Bonerjoe at the end of that.  I was talking to you.

Unless you happen to be Bonerjoe.

Which I think you are, whether you'd like to admit it or not.

You're ALL  Bonerjoe.



Goddamn. We're busted.

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Re: My fuckin Zippo
« Reply #13 on: June 17, 2010, 04:56:35 PM »

I wasn't talking to Bonerjoe at the end of that.  I was talking to you.

Unless you happen to be Bonerjoe.

Which I think you are, whether you'd like to admit it or not.

You're ALL  Bonerjoe.




Goddamn. We're busted.

Except for Richard.  Richard is Richard. 

But everyone else is Bonerjoe. 


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Re: My fuckin Zippo
« Reply #14 on: June 17, 2010, 08:11:03 PM »

I'm also kinda pissed nobody bought me a tattoo yet.

Just sayin.





I'm also kinda pissed nobody bought me a tattoo yet.

Just sayin.




you a might too picky, negroe.....
if'n you don mind me sayin so


also:
there's nothing on earth like the metallic click-clack of a zippo lid...


as another aside:
you should buy one-a those cig rolling machines.
you buy the empty pre-rolled papes w/ filter & buy whatever blend you like
& voila, you gots dirt-cheepy smokes.
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