My fuckin Zippo

[BonerJoe]

Recipe for a fine evening.

[Bill Brasky]

You know it, my bat-wielding friend.

[Riddler]

the flint-master 2000, i presume?

[Bill Brasky]

the flint-master 2000, i presume?

Thats exactly what it was.  Good eye on your zippo shit. 

I forget exactly what I paid for the fucks, but they were well worth it.

Probably a dollar eighty-nine.  Thats usually what I conclude the price negotiations at. 

Thats a fair price.

[Riddler]

shrewdness rocks

[BonerJoe]

Reminds me of someone.

[Bill Brasky]

New Zippo porn. 

The middle one, Calvert, is not a Zippo.  Its a Storm Master, never been fired.  1960's model, original packaging - not for sale.   

[BonerJoe]

That Storm Master looks mighty sexy.

[Osborne]

Relocated my collection. Snapped a pic along the way.

[Bill Brasky]

I'd like to know more about the Texas one.

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They all are wonderful.  I feel like I ignored puppies, and now have to pet the others.  The green one also piques my interest, and the Alaska one is nicely done.

The Jack and green one appear to have been carried a while. 

[mrapplecastle]

I got one for yo ass, give me a minute, you're gonna love it.

[Bill Brasky]

Do it. 

I'm appreciating it in advance.

[mrapplecastle]

A classic, a real beauty, authentic war era, derived during the conflict known as vietnam. Given to my granpapy, by my long dead uncle whom I never known or laid eyes on. He died overseas, but not in battle, and not before he sent this illustrious shiny gem. Even in all those years still complete with original box, I present



The lovely backside, complete with classy personalized engraving


and a quick upskirt

[Osborne]

I'd like to know more about the Texas one.

-

They all are wonderful.  I feel like I ignored puppies, and now have to pet the others.  The green one also piques my interest, and the Alaska one is nicely done.

The Jack and green one appear to have been carried a while. 

Jack Daniels one is the longest used. Randomly picked it up on sale at Walmart or somewhere. I totally hate bourbon. Carried it for a couple years about twelve years ago or so. Switched to the Texas one when a little freshman I had taken under my wing gave it to me. A fine young man, that one. Lord Freshman, we call him to this day.

Alaska one came from my grandma after she went on a cruise. Has never been out of the case til tonight.

Irish one came from a friend on a birthday some time ago. Has also never been out of the case.

Got both anarchy ones on the same birthday from different people. One came from my evil stepmother and has never been out of the case. The other came from the same friend as the Irish one, and has been used when visiting New Hampshire.


My favorite lighters are IM Corona. Have a chrome "Old Boy" that has served me for ten years and still looks brand new. I keep that one with my pipes so that it doesn't get lost. Had a cocobola and gold-plated "Double Corona" that I bought myself on my wedding day. Have never lost a lighter, sunglasses, or wallet in my entire life. That is, other than this lighter - my favorite lighter ever, one I had coveted for years prior to purchasing it. I lost it a week later while on the road. I remember that night like it was yesterday. Keep replaying it in my head. Went to dinner at Cameron Mitchell's Steakhouse. Had oysters rockefeller and the fillet au poive. Saw Team America: World Police afterward. Stayed at an Embassy Suites. Can't remember where I put that beautiful piece of craftsmanship. Fuck me.

Now I am carrying a green Bic mini lighter.

[Bill Brasky]

I'd like to know more about the Texas one.

-

They all are wonderful.  I feel like I ignored puppies, and now have to pet the others.  The green one also piques my interest, and the Alaska one is nicely done.

The Jack and green one appear to have been carried a while. 

Jack Daniels one is the longest used. Randomly picked it up on sale at Walmart or somewhere. I totally hate bourbon. Carried it for a couple years about twelve years ago or so. Switched to the Texas one when a little freshman I had taken under my wing gave it to me. A fine young man, that one. Lord Freshman, we call him to this day.

Alaska one came from my grandma after she went on a cruise. Has never been out of the case til tonight.

Irish one came from a friend on a birthday some time ago. Has also never been out of the case.

Got both anarchy ones on the same birthday from different people. One came from my evil stepmother and has never been out of the case. The other came from the same friend as the Irish one, and has been used when visiting New Hampshire.


My favorite lighters are IM Corona. Have a chrome "Old Boy" that has served me for ten years and still looks brand new. I keep that one with my pipes so that it doesn't get lost. Had a cocobola and gold-plated "Double Corona" that I bought myself on my wedding day. Have never lost a lighter, sunglasses, or wallet in my entire life. That is, other than this lighter - my favorite lighter ever, one I had coveted for years prior to purchasing it. I lost it a week later while on the road. I remember that night like it was yesterday. Keep replaying it in my head. Went to dinner at Cameron Mitchell's Steakhouse. Had oysters rockefeller and the fillet au poive. Saw Team America: World Police afterward. Stayed at an Embassy Suites. Can't remember where I put that beautiful piece of craftsmanship. Fuck me.

Now I am carrying a green Bic mini lighter.

Pay attention asssholes.  This is how you contribute to the |Zippo thread.





I donno how that text happened.

hahaha, so cool.