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Re: My First Arrest At 49
« Reply #30 on: April 10, 2011, 03:50:34 PM »

How would the cop know you're transgender?

...oh, and courts have decided they don't need your permission to search after they arrest you...

What cop? ;)

huh?  MD State Police.

Pics or it didn't happen.

Why would s/he have pics?  I don't have pics from my last arrest.  Do you?

You meant a photo of Ziska didn't you Quickmike? Ziska if you are for real, please post a photo of yourself on your profile. (small and in full makeup so you wouldn't be recognised IRL) You do not need to identify yourself as transgendered just call yourself a woman if that is what you feel you are.

Alaric to Quickmike and WTFK *wink wink* :D

The reason I bring up being transgender is that my appearance is androgynous. I don't choose to try to rigidly adhere to the gender-binary.
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Re: My First Arrest At 49
« Reply #31 on: April 10, 2011, 03:59:10 PM »

anyway
enuff about you & you & you
I think twinkle-toes prob was wearing a mini-skirt, sans underwear,  with his/her cock hanging out.
estrogen-enhanced hair-tits
fake wig
bo-tox lips
hairy legs

fucking side-show

Nothing of the kind troll.
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Re: My First Arrest At 49
« Reply #32 on: April 10, 2011, 04:08:12 PM »

How would the cop know you're transgender?


Because I look androgynous.

So you look androgynous, not transgender.  That was my point.  Without a panty peek, nobody knows you've gotten a suture job.
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Re: My First Arrest At 49
« Reply #33 on: April 10, 2011, 04:08:58 PM »

anyway
enuff about you & you & you
I think twinkle-toes prob was wearing a mini-skirt, sans underwear,  with his/her cock hanging out.
estrogen-enhanced hair-tits
fake wig
bo-tox lips
hairy legs

fucking side-show

Nothing of the kind troll.
No such thing as a kind troll.
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Re: My First Arrest At 49
« Reply #34 on: April 10, 2011, 04:09:59 PM »

What ultimately sucks here is what can you do about the abuse they gave you? Nothing. Cry, yell, thats about it.
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Re: My First Arrest At 49
« Reply #35 on: April 10, 2011, 04:15:36 PM »

If you really wanna get even with them, go down to the car port at the station, early........... like 3 am, slash all the tires on all the squad cars with an icepick.

Then go home.
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Re: My First Arrest At 49
« Reply #36 on: April 10, 2011, 04:21:25 PM »

cordless drill is much easier..
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Re: My First Arrest At 49
« Reply #37 on: April 10, 2011, 04:28:09 PM »

cordless drill is much easier..

but noisy
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Re: My First Arrest At 49
« Reply #38 on: April 10, 2011, 04:30:31 PM »

If you really wanna get even with them, go down to the car port at the station, early........... like 3 am, slash all the tires on all the squad cars with an icepick.

Then go home.
Nice thought. That's just not me. Those cops are the kind of people who do that kind of stuff.
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Re: My First Arrest At 49
« Reply #39 on: April 10, 2011, 04:36:25 PM »

I had a dream last night about tossing water balloons filled with paint at cop cars. Good times.
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Re: My First Arrest At 49
« Reply #40 on: April 10, 2011, 04:40:02 PM »

or just as fun though you won't be there to see the flats - just toss out handfuls of sheetrock screws at the appropriate places.
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« Reply #41 on: April 10, 2011, 04:41:58 PM »

wait a minute, strike that cuz it would be classified as terrorism.
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Re: My First Arrest At 49
« Reply #42 on: April 10, 2011, 04:42:13 PM »

I often wonder, does the statute of limitations apply to the destruction of police property? If it does, I have some awesome stories from looong ago for you guys.

If not................well, im just kidding, I never did anything of the sort. 8)
« Last Edit: April 10, 2011, 04:45:18 PM by quickmike »
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Re: My First Arrest At 49
« Reply #43 on: April 10, 2011, 07:24:27 PM »

anyway
enuff about you & you & you
I think twinkle-toes prob was wearing a mini-skirt, sans underwear,  with his/her cock hanging out.
estrogen-enhanced hair-tits
fake wig
bo-tox lips
hairy legs

fucking side-show

Nothing of the kind troll.

troll?
scuse me, cunt/cock-bag......newt?
this nigga been up in here long enuff to warrant a ''master troll'' moniker.
hey.
by-the-by,
when you people saw your cocks off...
can you have a taxidermist preserve & shellac your old cock-o, so then you could , in the literal sense, go fuck yourself?
*btw, this is a fucking brilliant, master-stroke of genius, on my part.*
i better trademark this joke.
letterman & conan's peeps be lurkin'
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Re: My First Arrest At 49
« Reply #44 on: April 10, 2011, 07:48:11 PM »

anyway
enuff about you & you & you
I think twinkle-toes prob was wearing a mini-skirt, sans underwear,  with his/her cock hanging out.
estrogen-enhanced hair-tits
fake wig
bo-tox lips
hairy legs

fucking side-show

Nothing of the kind troll.

troll?
scuse me, cunt/cock-bag......newt?
this nigga been up in here long enuff to warrant a ''master troll'' moniker.
hey.
by-the-by,
when you people saw your cocks off...
can you have a taxidermist preserve & shellac your old cock-o, so then you could , in the literal sense, go fuck yourself?
*btw, this is a fucking brilliant, master-stroke of genius, on my part.*
i better trademark this joke.
letterman & conan's peeps be lurkin'
.

Youre an asshole.
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