My fiancée

[Bill Brasky]

I hereby submit the following:


Every time I hear it, it grates down my backbone like shark teeth down a blackboard. 

The list of things I hate has officially expanded to two items.  The State of Indiana, and the word "fiancee'".



/end transmission

[Riddler]

''shark teeth down a blackboard''?

oh, you mean that scene in jaws 1, when quint scratches his fingernails down the blackboard to get the townspeoples' attention?

....or do you?

don't forget...as heating season approaches....
honeywell thermostats & controls from where?
indiana.

hey-ohhhhhhhhh

[Bill Brasky]

honeywell thermostats & controls from where?
indiana.

*makes jacking-off motion*

[Bill Brasky]

I'm used to hearing it from women, quacking like a ducks ass.  myfiancee myfiancee myfiancee. 

But from a man.  Automatic banishment from ManWorld. 

All men who use the word "fiancee" should be herded into Indiana, Land of Cunts.  And then bombarded with heavy artillery for a hundred years. 

I would drive around to the artillery units and slap them on the back, congratulate them on their fine job, and give them bottles of Scotch.  Grim and determined, like McArthur, with flags on the hood of my Jeep. 

[Riddler]

what the bitches really mean is, ''FINANCEER''
whores

[Bill Brasky]

cunts

[sillyperson]

y'all are single, ain't you?

[Diogenes The Cynic]

What word would you use instead?

[Turd Ferguson]

What word would you use instead?

future wife?

almost-ball-n'-chain?

my broad?

[davann]

What word would you use instead?

Fornication unit 1.

Or, my three holed friend.

Gotta agree on the word fiancee. I hates it. It is French so that makes sense.

[slayerboy]

why even get married?  You could avoid the whole word completely.