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Title: MOE
Post by: MOE from between St. Joe's River and the railroad tracks on December 05, 2011, 08:53:57 PM

Check this out.  :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

http://www.mandrik.com/etc/ftl/MoeFTL.mp3 (http://www.mandrik.com/etc/ftl/MoeFTL.mp3)

Title: Re: MOE
Post by: Turd Ferguson on December 05, 2011, 11:38:34 PM

WE'RE ALL GONNA GET RAPED!!!!!

Title: Re: MOE
Post by: Bill Brasky on December 09, 2011, 06:56:47 AM

Have a whif off'a this here amyl nitrate shit.  It'll relax yer asshole.

Title: Re: MOE
Post by: Turd Ferguson on December 09, 2011, 09:31:26 AM

Shawshank Shower Scene (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-5fxAqZlDQ#noexternalembed-ws)

Title: Re: MOE
Post by: Bill Brasky on December 10, 2011, 08:09:12 PM

I guess that was pre-underwear showering.


(Note to the uninitiated - you don't remove your underwears in jail showers, it means you invite)

Title: Re: MOE
Post by: Turd Ferguson on December 10, 2011, 09:06:32 PM

Quote from: Bill Brasky on December 10, 2011, 08:09:12 PM

I guess that was pre-underwear showering.

1949

Title: Re: MOE
Post by: Bill Brasky on December 10, 2011, 09:46:04 PM

Quote from: quickmike on December 10, 2011, 09:06:32 PM

Quote from: Bill Brasky on December 10, 2011, 08:09:12 PM

I guess that was pre-underwear showering.

1949

Yeah, I get it's from a bygone era. 

What I'm sayin' is, in that bygone era, they had not yet commenced with the jailhouse ritual of showering in your shorts as a no-assfucking signal.

I wonder if thats allowed in State Penn's, or you must be fully buck.  Good place to hide a weapon. 

I should join a cop forum and ask.

Title: Re: MOE
Post by: Turd Ferguson on December 10, 2011, 10:26:44 PM

No idea.

All I know is that it pisses the guards off when you take the toilet paper off the roll, snake it in and out of the bars and put the end in the toilet and flush, watching it snake back through real fast............ its like a poor/bored mans version of knocking down rows of dominos.

I was just a weekender. We were bored.

Title: Re: MOE
Post by: Bill Brasky on December 10, 2011, 10:35:30 PM

Everything pisses off the guards.

Like, if you smash em over the head with a mop bucket half-filled with water, or throw a bowl full of super-microwaved noodles in their face, and then beat them toothless with the bristly-end of a push broom.  They hate that.