Merry Christmas And Happy New Year to all...

[ChristianAnarchist]

I thought a "Christmas" thread is appropriate for the season so here it is.  It isn't about whether you believe in Christ or not, it's just that I want to wish you all a Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!!

[rabidfurby]

I'm offended. There oughta be a law.

[Tommy]

Jesus' gift to all is eternal life ...  Merry Christmas !!

[sarararar]

Or as we say in my house, Merry Giftmas.

[jamesway]

merry solstice,etc

[fisher]

WWJD?
He would celebrabte Chanika!

Happy Chanika.

I am celebrating Chanika this year. I need to find a jew store so I can buy a menorah, a dreidel, and a yarmulke.
This year Chanika starts on kwanza.

[bonerjoe]

I celebrate 12/25 by totalling up all the profits I made because of the consumer drones.

[fisher]

I celebrate 12/25 by totalling up all the profits I made because of the consumer drones.

Do you sell menorahs, dreidels, and yarmulkes?

[bonerjoe]

No, but plenty of other Jewish and Xian reading and viewing pleasure.

[ladyattis]

Happy Xmas, Hannakakh, Kwanza, and other PROFITABLE HOLIDAYS... ESPECIALLY NEW YEARS... RAWR!!!!!!!!

-- Bridget is a happy grocery clerk with teh overtime monies... ^__^

[BKO]

Merry Christmas.  Fuck everybody else -goddamned crybabies.

[fisher]

Merry Christmas.  Fuck everybody else -goddamned crybabies.

You should shorten that to:
"Merry Fucking Chrismas"

[William Pearson - LibertyTiger]

I swear people change the spelling of Hannuka just to confuse me and thwart the spell checker. I'll stick with Christmas.

[Gabo]

I wish a Happy Snake-Handling Day to all!!!

[Lindsey]

Happy holidays!