(1)
Japan sucks.(2) Mandatory Godzilla reference.
(3) No quakes in my stomping grounds of BosWash (or now more like PhilaYorkShire), yaay!
(4) Every time you see liberals show a picture of a silly Tea Party sign, assume it's spun out of context. I bet the sign next to it said:
Militant
Obama
Retards
Against
National
Sovereignty.
(5) Only about 5% of Japanese cars are sexy, and the same 5% rule applies to video games, anime, etc. Their government is a massive supporter of all those industries. They make a ton of crap, and every once in a while they get lucky.
(6) Hard-boiled eggs cut in half with yolk removed make an OK low-carb replacement for sushi rice - marinate them, stuff them with a paste involving avocado + soy sauce + minced seafood, put a thin slice of raw fish or cheese on top, then wrap in nori same as sushi. See, we can beat them at their own game. USA! USA! USA!