Mark

[rookie]

...is he John Dillinger?

[TimeLady Victorious]

Supposedly John Dillinger had a 13 inch member.

So . . . yeah. Maybe!

[AL the Inconspicuous]

It's funny because Ian's doppelgänger (at least when he's skinny) recently played Melvin Purvis, the man who "brought Dillinger to justice" (except real justice would have been putting him to work for the rest of his life to pay restitution to his victims, of course).

[rookie]

It's funny because Ian's doppelgänger (at least when he's skinny) recently played Melvin Purvis, the man who "brought Dillinger to justice" (except real justice would have been putting him to work for the rest of his life to pay restitution to his victims, of course).

hey.  I just bought that movie for my sister 'cause she's a big Johnny Depp fan.  is it any good?


also...this song recently inspired an idea I have for a mixed media painting of Anna Sage. (the woman who outted dillinger to the feds)




yeahhh....I'm gonna have to make her hotter hot.

[AL the Inconspicuous]

hey.  I just bought that movie for my sister 'cause she's a big Johnny Depp fan.  is it any good?

I don't know, I haven't seen it yet, but shame on you for feeding government-aggression-loving Big Content piggy-banks when you could have downloaded it from tens of thousands of seeders on BitTorrent instead! 


In other news, I'm still trying to calculate how many pennies it would take to smelt a life-sized statue of Mark riding an elephant (can't afford bronze, so zinc will have to do), and how long it would take 20,000 Free Staters to collect that many.  I've been drowning elephants in my pool all day to measure their volume, but how to calculate the volume of a radio talk show host still escapes me... 

[rookie]

Supposedly John Dillinger had a 13 inch member.

So . . . yeah. Maybe!

Mark is huge?

hey.  I just bought that movie for my sister 'cause she's a big Johnny Depp fan.  is it any good?

I don't know, I haven't seen it yet, but shame on you for feeding government-aggression-loving Big Content piggy-banks when you could have downloaded it from tens of thousands of seeders on BitTorrent instead! 

because i'm a sucker for graphic design.




because

[rookie]

In other news, I'm still trying to calculate how many pennies it would take to smelt a life-sized statue of Mark riding an elephant (can't afford bronze, so zinc will have to do), and how long it would take 20,000 Free Staters to collect that many.  I've been drowning elephants in my pool all day to measure their volume, but how to calculate the volume of a radio talk show host still escapes me...

set it in zinc.   plate it with bronze.

[AL the Inconspicuous]

set it in zinc.   plate it with bronze.

It would compromise my integrity as a sculptor, so my response is a Roarkian "NO"!  A life-sized statue of Mark Riding An Elephant absolutely must be 100% homogeneous, inside and out!  It must also be a prancing white male elephant, with its penis acting as the third leg to support the sculpture's weight.  (I've already started measuring and taking molds of live elephants, and let me tell you - it ain't easy to keep them both calm and erect!)  And, needless to say, Mark has to pose with his shirt off.  Artistic integrity absolutely demands this.

[rookie]

It would compromise my integrity as a sculptor, so my response is a Roarkian "NO"! 

Oh, yeah...

It must also be a prancing white male elephant, with its penis acting as the third leg to support the sculpture's weight.

You mean a fifth?

[AL the Inconspicuous]

When an animal prances it lifts its front legs in the air.

Also, the elephant might have some facial resemblance to Rush Limbaugh.

[rookie]

yeahhh....I'm gonna have to make her hotter hot.

meh. 
needs a more interesting pose.  may peruse the oh-so-mighty E.B. thread.

[rookie]

better...

[rookie]

btw...i based the pose off of a photo I found posted by our very own CalDave


THANKS CAL DAVE!!!






she's a cutie.