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Title: Mark
Post by: rookie on December 09, 2009, 02:46:39 PM
...is he John Dillinger?


(http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcontent/dws/img/v3/08-07-2005.NT_07dillinger.GT41LGHED.1.jpg)
Title: Re: Mark
Post by: TimeLady Victorious on December 09, 2009, 03:15:30 PM
Supposedly John Dillinger had a 13 inch member.

So . . . yeah. Maybe!
Title: Re: Mark
Post by: AL the Inconspicuous on December 09, 2009, 04:42:08 PM
It's funny because Ian's doppelgänger (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doppelg%C3%A4nger) (at least when he's skinny (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0fuHY4U1UA)) recently (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Public_Enemies_%282009_film%29) played Melvin Purvis (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Melvin_Purvis), the man who "brought Dillinger to justice" (except real justice would have been putting him to work for the rest of his life to pay restitution to his victims, of course).
Title: Re: Mark
Post by: rookie on December 09, 2009, 10:23:17 PM
It's funny because Ian's doppelgänger (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doppelg%C3%A4nger) (at least when he's skinny (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0fuHY4U1UA)) recently (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Public_Enemies_%282009_film%29) played Melvin Purvis (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Melvin_Purvis), the man who "brought Dillinger to justice" (except real justice would have been putting him to work for the rest of his life to pay restitution to his victims, of course).

hey.  I just bought that movie for my sister 'cause she's a big Johnny Depp fan.  is it any good?


also...this song (http://www.playlist.com/searchbeta/tracks#dillinger%20escape%20plan%2C%20monticello) recently inspired an idea I have for a mixed media painting of Anna Sage. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anna_Sage) (the woman who outted dillinger to the feds)


(http://i.cdn.turner.com/trutv/trutv.com/graphics/photos/gangsters_outlaws/outlaws/dillinger/10a.jpg)

yeahhh....I'm gonna have to make her hotter hot.
Title: Re: Mark
Post by: AL the Inconspicuous on December 09, 2009, 11:15:37 PM
hey.  I just bought that movie for my sister 'cause she's a big Johnny Depp fan.  is it any good?

I don't know, I haven't seen it yet, but shame on you for feeding government-aggression-loving Big Content piggy-banks when you could have downloaded it from tens of thousands of seeders on BitTorrent instead (http://btjunkie.org/search?q=public+enemies)!  :roll:


In other news, I'm still trying to calculate how many pennies (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penny_%28United_States_coin%29) it would take to smelt a life-sized statue of Mark riding an elephant (can't afford bronze, so zinc will have to do), and how long it would take 20,000 Free Staters to collect that many.  I've been drowning elephants in my pool all day to measure their volume, but how to calculate the volume of a radio talk show host still escapes me...  :lol:
Title: Re: Mark
Post by: rookie on December 09, 2009, 11:26:13 PM
Supposedly John Dillinger had a 13 inch member.

So . . . yeah. Maybe!


Mark is huge?
hey.  I just bought that movie for my sister 'cause she's a big Johnny Depp fan.  is it any good?

I don't know, I haven't seen it yet, but shame on you for feeding government-aggression-loving Big Content piggy-banks when you could have downloaded it from tens of thousands of seeders on BitTorrent instead (http://btjunkie.org/search?q=public+enemies)!  :roll:




because i'm a sucker for graphic design.




because

Title: Re: Mark
Post by: rookie on December 09, 2009, 11:27:41 PM
In other news, I'm still trying to calculate how many pennies (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penny_%28United_States_coin%29) it would take to smelt a life-sized statue of Mark riding an elephant (can't afford bronze, so zinc will have to do), and how long it would take 20,000 Free Staters to collect that many.  I've been drowning elephants in my pool all day to measure their volume, but how to calculate the volume of a radio talk show host still escapes me...  :lol:

set it in zinc.   plate it with bronze.
Title: Re: Mark
Post by: AL the Inconspicuous on December 09, 2009, 11:43:00 PM
set it in zinc.   plate it with bronze.

It would compromise my integrity as a sculptor, so my response is a Roarkian "NO"!  A life-sized statue of Mark Riding An Elephant absolutely must be 100% homogeneous, inside and out!  It must also be a prancing white male elephant, with its penis acting as the third leg to support the sculpture's weight.  (I've already started measuring and taking molds of live elephants, and let me tell you - it ain't easy to keep them both calm and erect!)  And, needless to say, Mark has to pose with his shirt off.  Artistic integrity absolutely demands this.
Title: Re: Mark
Post by: rookie on December 10, 2009, 02:23:09 AM

It would compromise my integrity as a sculptor, so my response is a Roarkian "NO"! 


Oh, yeah...


It must also be a prancing white male elephant, with its penis acting as the third leg to support the sculpture's weight.


You mean a fifth?
Title: Re: Mark
Post by: AL the Inconspicuous on December 10, 2009, 02:30:58 AM
When an animal prances it lifts its front legs in the air.

Also, the elephant might have some facial resemblance to Rush Limbaugh.
Title: Re: Mark
Post by: rookie on December 10, 2009, 03:05:15 AM

(http://i.cdn.turner.com/trutv/trutv.com/graphics/photos/gangsters_outlaws/outlaws/dillinger/10a.jpg)

yeahhh....I'm gonna have to make her hotter hot.

























(http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o15/bakerbaker_2007/IMG_9993.jpg?t=1260432166)



meh. 
needs a more interesting pose.  may peruse the oh-so-mighty E.B. thread.
Title: Re: Mark
Post by: rookie on December 11, 2009, 12:09:04 PM
(http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o15/bakerbaker_2007/IMG_9996s.jpg)


better...
Title: Re: Mark
Post by: rookie on December 11, 2009, 12:42:25 PM
btw...i based the pose off of a photo I found posted by our very own CalDave


THANKS CAL DAVE!!! :D




(http://profiles.met-art.com/5abbd438d66cf811783d54aa83e74334/5abbd438d66cf811783d54aa83e74334-13.jpg)

she's a cutie.